i deliberately messed up my birth control so i wouldn't have my period this week because i'm going to california for business

BUT NOOOOOO

no, my body has decided to go HEY I KNOW YOU WERE OFF DRUGS THE LAST WEEK AND A HALF BUT HERE HAVE YOUR PERIOD NOW THAT YOU'RE BACK ON IT

ENJOY THAT FOUR HOUR FLIGHT

IN THE WINDOW SEAT

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PLANE

HAVE FUN GOING TO THE BATHROOM ONCE AN HOUR AND TRIPPING OVER EVERYONE

god first world problems i know but ew i don't want to deal with this on a plane ride