shouting lady in the beginning is already my hero

thoughts on nier so far having played the intro:

- my jumping animation is hilarious

- i gained like 500 levels at once that wHOLE BIG FIGHT WAS SO SILLY LIKE "HERE'S TEN ATTACKS, OH YOU KILLED THREE MORE ENEMIES, THE ATTACKS ARE GONE HERE'S TEN MORE POWERFUL ONES" I LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT

- my daughter and i are quite old i guess that's what happens when you sell your soul to a dumb book

- where's the shouting lady already

overall impression: hell yes, hell fucking yes

oh yes and

- my staircases were designed by escher