i mean i should've known but dont come live in san bernardino

i missed the bus today... and then one of my neighbors got worried about me bc i was sitting in front of the motel (the bus stop is across the street and i was sad bc i missed it)

he was like ARE YOU WAITING FOR WORK PLZ SAY NO. AND IM LIKE WTF DOES THAT MEAN.

no im not a hooker sweats im just going to uni i swear

no the best part is how he was like cops come around to check but they're also customers too and i distinctly remember a cop driving slowly next to when i was on my way to uni like:

"hey, how come i've never see you around here before?" & i was like ?? does that matter im going to uni plz leave me in peace go do ur job

SWEATS PROFUSELY well now i know