who's ever heard of toning it down so not to scare a girl off?
she's great, everything about her is great
he's stroking his screwdriver just thinking about having a peek under her chassis
he's clearing out a drawer so he can put in sketches of her schematics to peruse
Komui are you drawing lewd schematics of Malkus roommate
they're anatomically accurate
he wouldn't do her the disservice of drawing anything less
though at the moment they'd mostly be doodles of her head from the screen with arrows and question marks
holy crap this is amazing. XD
How does this work? Find out ASAP
Malkus has notes in his diary, but they're mostly "She keeps staring at me while I sleep. Those tiny glowing pin points from the dark corner of the room scare me so much"
With... science-y results!

malkus, he will come and push out out of your bed just to see that
HE IS INVITED OVER, please replace her squawking roomie immediately.
lying there, faintly squeeing and wiggling his toes in joy
if he's supposed to reduce the squawking I have some terrible, terrible news for you
BYE BYE MALKUS someone finally APPRECIATES ME
he's going to get the worst side-eyes from his cast members for this
buggy, destructive,, janky messes
like children, young and innocent and naturally making mistakes as they learn about the world
what's a broken wall or three?
rabbit is all too happy to give him a tour of her chassis, as long as he is available for repairs when they inevitably come up
THAT SOUNDS LIKE baby rabbit and her brothers
they were terrors when they were first created
just giant too-strong toddlers
he may have to sit down and fan himself
This ship is really sailing isn't it?
and look at what a wonderfulwoman she's grown up to be!
he feels utterly vindicated right now
just wait till her brother is off hiatus and back in the game
he was right, EVERYONE else was wrong, even the shakiest of starts can result in a marvel of beauty
oh god he'd probably swoon with joy
Steam Powered Giraffe always leave me in such a quandry
I love their music and I love the robot personalities
but I just can't watch videos, because their movements are just robotic enough they give me the heeby jeebies
that is how i was at first too
oh my god i clicked out of the vid so fast
just to warn you, I'm going to adblock all gifs and I am embarrassed that I have to
if you have any plurk emoticons with them in, could you do me a favour?
post them all for me so I can wipe them out
thank you so much for indulging me
of course! anything to help
and now i'm listening to honeybee
honeybee and rust with you are just my favorite songs
Blu667 had a good year of me going D: at her scary robots before she linked me to the songs on a streaming site
I had to admit I was terribly, terribly wrong
yeah :3 I'm crazy about their music
I really enjoy their covers as well
Blu667 GOOD JOB SPREADING THE GOOD WORD
I will forever take their Diamonds over Rhianna's version
and now I'm listening to I love it (I don't care)
I like this version better as well
Really Komui? Stalking after robot ladies now?
he's openly wooing them so he can learn their most intimate secrets
and one day, allen, a new Komurin will be born
made with his hands and her schematics
one you are NOT ALLOWED TO DESTROY
or seduce into destroying themselves for you
That depends on how it behaves.
This is all still scary. Komui being inspired is dangerous
There will be explosions and blow darts!
he only uses the blowdarts when you deserve it
and the good of Progress and Humanity and Love and Science
that's because he's a luddite
Any Komurin is a menace and a disaster waiting to happen!
Hey he love nice tech. Tim is his BFF.
And electricity is awesome
he bases their programming on his own personality
and that's not the most stable of foundations
especially when he forgets simple things like removing a desire to drink coffee
robots + coffee = shortcircuiting
Komurin Ex was almost actually a decent robot

Komurin Ex, the best robot
but brutally murdered when he was used to check whether the person behind the door was a vampire
had Komui been there, a subordinate would have been used instead
The robot was the best choice
we all know whose apprentice you are
breaking robotic hearts the way your master breaks those of women's
XD;; he never used Cross' ways for evil!
He leaves Lenalee alone after all. Be glad about that
He'd better be happy he's never tried anything with Lenalee
And he never will! He swears! /cringes