PEOPLE WHO WANT ME TO PLAY SWINDLE NEED NOT APPLY.

PLANS ARE IN MOTION.

excellent.

To dive back into my anime days a bit, Lord Alberto of Impact from the Giant Robo OVA.

I'll give you the why in a moment

Inferno then. :V YOU KNOW WHY

I do know why.

I still want Maximal Inferno and Pistil-Whip.

And they would arrive together, and Inferno would be so Inferno he would not know how to transform to robot mode.

And he would talk about stinging and biting instead of burning.

And then Pistil-Whip would do her face-heel turn and he's be all "Maximize! BURN, traitor!"

Stupid Deadzone. Being dead.

And zone.

OR I WOULD IF ANYTHING BUT THE OST WAS ON YOUTUBE

Lord Alberto is one of the top members of Obligatory Evil Organisation, in this series known as Big Fire, or BF Group

He wears a badass multi-lensed eyepiece

So he is Evil Master Yi.

and as his moniker implies (alternately dubbed as Impact or Shockwave) he can wreck your shit very handily.

So not only is he Evil Master Yi, but he is also a Wrecker and a uniboobscience.

Punching holes in things without actually touching them is as easy as breathing for him.

THAT SAID

he's unimpeachably upstanding for a bad guy.

When he realises the new kid on the block has anything but the BF Group's mission at heart, he immediately starts working (carefully and covertly due to New Kid's support) to discover what's up

absolutely poleaxed when his Great Rival makes a heroic sacrifice to hold him off (thus not giving him a fair end to their battle)

Ooooo.

fakes his own death when it means the success of the mission and the survival of his cohorts and daughter

hides inside unmelting ice for DAYS ON END

and busts himself out at the crucial moment to turn the tide of the final battle.

All without even wrinkling his suit.

He ends up sacrificing himself to defeat New Kid and the giant nightmare engine he's riding

and the music for that particular scene is titled Friendship's Shockwaves.

Oh my.

look at this classy motherfucker

Certain death? No biggie.

I fixed it for you.

heeeeeeee