hello new ryslig friends! i am caz

i'm from england, like writing and drawing, and i work part time at a clothes/home store

for about 5000 years, i played alex kralie from marble hornets at a great rp called entranceway. he had a horrible time. i had lots of fun.

other rp greatest hits have included:

» daniel from amnesia: the dark descent (he palled around with and tragically never had sex with philip from penumbra)

» jack from bioshock 1 (with a sinclair who manipulated and then just sort of gave up and unofficially adopted him)

» mirror alex, a literal walking jaegerbomb shot glass full of neon glitter who was alex kralie's personality-flipped double

aaaand now kevin, that nice smiling guy with the eyes.

i enjoy cosplaying but i haven't done it for ages, i'm looking forward to halloween and i'm going to thE FREAKING WTNV LIVE SHOW IN LONDON NEXT MONTH HOLD ME

so those will be good excuses to dress in funny costumes

i have a dog called Cassie who's a huge stupid hound and i love her

she's half rottie, half labrador, and she looks like a hound from hell if a hound from hell was an absolute adorable moron

i love her i love dogs dogs are great

ummm and this is now a reverse intro plurk! ask questions if you have them and i will answer

what dogs are best

OH MAN LET ME GIVE YOU PICTURES WAIT RIGHT HERE

the best dog in the world is obviously cassie just look at her she's a moron she snorts really loudly i want to blow her nose

the dog is slep

THIS IS HER WHEN SHE WAS TINY

OH MAN...

reminds me of my doge ;_;

ANOTHER BEST DOG IS THE ENGLISH BULL TERRIER

AND ITS FACE

LOOK AT THE EGG FACE

look its whole face is all convex and pink look at this dog look

I'M GONNA KISS YOUR NOSE YES I AM

THIS IS A NICE TRY BUT I DO NOT SEE THE SAMOYED

ANOTHER BEST DOG? ROTTIES

HTE BIGGE ROTTE

ZOOMING IN 4 tTHE KISS

samoyeds are great as well i don't know any irl but they get an honorable mention for being beautiful majestic lion dogs

LABRADORS AND GOLDEN RETRIEVERS ARE MY CHOSEN PEOPLE

REAL CRYING

thinkin bout how the retriever is me

my future house

speaking of lion dogs, this dog is a bear and a lion and a dog thrown together in an explosion literally

tibetan mastiffs are so perfect and i'm so glad they exist

i have only barely known one bc i used to live on a street where one was always hanging out behind the gate

but he was perfect

and they are perfect

RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF

mr goldblum im sorry but a lion and a dog got into your teleportation machine and now theyre turning into each other

and look how big they are im so cry

okay off the top of my head those are the best dogs

quietly slides in here late with starbucks to shout about dOGS. DOGS

IT IS NEVER TOO LATE TO SHOUT ABOUT DOGS