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hella
So the question is... how do you make horrible murderous trashclowns sexy?
Codpiece is how
give all the indigoes kitty ears and collars
cries im so glad i'm not the only one whose first thought was clowns
though really it's more mind control specifically
buries face in hands
Well honestly I don't think Nepeta really fears much else...
friedunicorn: MTE omg
Maybe anthropomorphic dogs...
get that dog dick Nepeta
actual homestuck questions "how do you make disgusting trashclowns sexy" 8(
pfff
Wow you don't have to make them sexy they already are sex gods!!
laughtrack.mp3
trash clown number one has arrived
NOPE. HIDING IN HER CAVE FUREVER GO AWAY
can terezi join you
YES COME WITH HER
they have a certain arousing je ne sais quoi
effortlessly exuding a lackadaisical, filthy sex appeal...
They are anti-arousing. She could be all worked up and she'd see one of them and nope. Gone boner.
terezi can personally confirm that under the codpiece is just as gross as over the codpiece
sorry folks
the grossness is the core of the sex appeal
they're filthy and they don't care, they're crass and they want to get down and dirty in the dirt...
NO
the greatest show unearthed
god that's reminding me of that one limp bizkit song
which one ahaha limp bizkit used to be my jam in like 2001
Limp Bizkit - Eat You Alive
true story ia ctually had to google it because i didn't remember anything about the song other than the reference to sniffing panties
... You know what? She'll just go with the anthropomorphic superpowered dogs.
i feel vaguely tarnished in my soul
friedunicorn: GOOD PLAN
i don't know what i'm doing with terezi h m m
MAYBE THEY CAN LOOK A BIT MORE LIKE JADE OR SOMETHING
jade/nep tho
i ship that
It's so easy to ship Catdog.
Just... So easy.
WHAT IVE ALWAYS HEARD makes them sexy (because they are already sexy imho) is to focus on like their collar bone or arm or another well toned part of their body (in gamzees case not ass or stomache)
OBVS thats all headcanon territory but
also boink somewhere that smells really good really strongly so u cant smell the clownstank
Omfg
i mean i find them sexy but they play into a ton of things i like so,,
Yeah i thi k its a ki nk specific thing i mean objectively they are nast but play into some ki nks ppl get down with so
I am not down with the makarakink but i get why some are