(note that borderlands: the pre-sequel is mind-blowingly awesome and everyone who can play it should play it)

kevin » royce || imperialistic douchebag tendencies

kevin

yes darling?

ASDGHHGFDS

royce is probably going to tell him about his city like the dumb child he is because HE REALLY LOVES HIS CITY

also when royce does go shade i almost want kevin to try to jump through him JUST THE MENTAL IMAGE OF KEVIN FLOPPING THROUGH HIM TO LAND ON THE GROUND

oh my god he just had to listen to cecil going on about his shitty town why do people always want to tell him about their shitty towns instead of just letting them be doused in light and happiness

I'M LEGITIMATELY TRYING TO FIND AN EXCUSE FOR HIM TO DO THAT BECAUSE THAT WOUDL BE HILARIOUS

i am not a portal you silly man

because towns are AWESOME

and they're exponentially more awesome when everything's transparent and mind controlled

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