(shamelessly stealing from redconfession)

I do hate my old cat's long hair that comes in black, white, and gold. But my new kitties with black short hair is totes fine.

I'm pretty indifferent to lizards. They're p cool, but I'm not in love with them. :3

Aaaaaaaand no, thank god. But I did have an earwig on my arm once and that was horrifying.

Top five animals.

1. stingray
2. duck-billed platypus
3. spider monkeys
4. sharks

5. kiwi bird
The first 2 I feel strongly about. The other 3 are just animals I like but don't necessarily feel much affinity for. xD

Animals I like a lot. Up there with anteaters and horseshoe crabs.

You know where you can find duck-billed platypi?

You know two people who can actually take you to where you're guaranteed to see one in the wild?

I knoooooooooooooooooooooooow

But my friend is only in Germany until next June so I have to visit her in the spring and then I have to wait until I have money again

We'll be here for a while, don't worry.

I really do want to visit within the next 5 years

And you will def have to show me a platypus

There's a place up in the mountains outside Cairns. If you avoid the tourist area, and take a back path into the woods, you are 99% guaranteed to see a duck-billed platypus.

I did, and it was awesome.

(how dare you take this from me)

You prefer to watch movies alone

(aw yeah)

Somewhat true. I strongly prefer seeing movies in theaters, which means I'm rarely alone, but I def enjoy less people. HOWEVER, for comedies and popcorn movies, I like a full audience to laugh/cheer.

p,g

... omg, even

i'm just in here to be delighted that you love sharks

rofl. I really do.

If you ever want to see me fly into a frothing rage, take me to an aquarium giftshop

HA HA

Where there are no stingrays, few sharks, and ONE MILLION DOLPHINS WHICH MAKES NO SENSE BECAUSE DOLPHINS ARE ASSHOLES.

THEY ARE

Not very many whales, either.

(Though I will point out that dolphins are only assholes as far as, say, humans are assholes.)

um

Research: Dolphins play 'shark volleyball' - snopes.com

IDK

I've seen all that stuff. I'm not trying to take over the plurk or anything since I agree with the underlying principle, but dolphins are as intelligent as humans are. There's good, and there's assholes.

Fair enough!

Oh I absolutely agree. Dolphins are the humans of the sea. But I'm obligated to have some measure of loyalty to my species while knowing they're assholes. I don't share that loyalty for dolphins.

They have nearly made some species extinct, they rape and beat each other up for fun, etc. Humans are no different, but I am one, so my self-serving bias wins out there.

I would have to say I also don't see anyone going "but humans are so ADORABLE i think i'll get one tattooed on my ankle"

rofl they do that with celebrities though /sob

I guess like.. idk people realize humans are assholes? Whereas dolphins are glamorized as flawless.

Dolphins are the celebrities of the sea. Better? Some are good and some are shitty, but they're all viewed as better than they are by the average populace and forgiven for heinous acts.

dsgfh

that's a really good analogy

(kind of horrifying but also kind of true)

... That's a perfect analogy.