A mystery!!! First! Who may have had access to the bra in question?

Me, and I suppose my mom may have found them in the wash,

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But I am a little sad that my mystery ended in such a mundane way. The idea of an office supply warehouse stripper really entertained me.

Whaaaa? The mystery hasn't ended! Did you question the mother?

No, I've got to Angela Lansbury this noise.

Also, STRANGE OCCURRENCES CONTINUE TO HAPPEN. Today started off kind of strange, with low-hanging clouds turning the entire valley into The Mist.

As seen here.

And then, just now, I opened my purse, to give these dollars a home, and I found this:

That is a can of New England Clam Chowder, ladies and gentlemen. I have not ever put a can of soup in my purse.

I think we're gonna need Fox Mulder on the case

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For serious, I would probably punch Mulder in the face so fast. He had this way of treating her like "Of course aliens exist, you fucking idiot".

Can I video that for the YouTube?

Hahaha.

Sounds like it's your lucky day.

I aM SO JEALOUS of your mystery purse soup. This is the best goddamn mystery. I almost don't want it to be solved because of how amazing purse soup is.

Apatia, your absolute zeal for my mystery purse soup made my day.

and it's good soup I mean it could have been gross Campbell's condensed soup. I'm gonna need your purse and your bra elves.