A+

goodness

jelly

(No but in all seriousness, my writing improves with intoxication)

I believe there is definitely a point at which this is true, especially in RP

your inhibitions being dulled just that little bit

My vocabulary improves and, yeah, I stop overthinking it as much.

my writing becomes INCREDIBLY purple when I am impaired

if I am really sleepy my writing gets SO flowery

it's embarassing

ROFL

"purple", eh