100% accurate description of hibari ALSO SPOILERS FOR THE END OF TLOU
bite_2_death am i helping
lmfao ellie......
i wanna know what her description for everyone is now
poor erik
what does he even do with this
oh also ps rinna skipped me because shinji has nothing to say so it's your turn when you get to it ;w;/ no rush tho
ok! thank you!
lmao ELLIE
OH MY GOD
sorry not sorry
That is all colors of delightful.
)': he wanted real measurements
He's gonna make the costume Ellie sized and hope it's not too small
i'm crying
at all of this
that description and erik being such a dad
Otherwise you will be let out patchwork I ran outta cloth stegosaurus
ugly laughter
Hibari wouldn't go near that thing if it weren't Ellie asking. His pride is so shattered...
oh hibari
I'm so sorry
Look hibari Erik spent sooo much effort on this costume u betta wear it proudly!!
Hah hah! He likes Ellie, he'll be the best... dinosaur he can be.
Now I kinda want it to be too small so all the seams have like, a large polka dot border
omg
Of like, oops make it work time
That's going in his next tag, the polka dots.
bless you ellie
Cute story: one time my friend was painting from a photograph of his mother when she was younger
And the rest of the class asked why parts of her dress were solid and parts had polka dot pattern
Apparently his dad had made the dress and ran out of cloth halfway through
So he put in panels of another cloth
So that it'd look like a real dress....
I AM CRY
Worst part of the story she hated the dress hahaha poor guys dad
i love how ellie is about the same size as or taller than all these teenaged boys
it tickles me
The CDC is full of shorties.
They gotta wear heels obv
I was imagining heels with the costume and almost lost it.
hibari will be the prettiest stegosaurus
He's gonna own it, watch.
They gotta wear heels obv
Why did.. That happen....... Plurk
Plurk is always the answer to everything wrong.
I'll make u sparkly heels
WAIT A SECOND
Omg what
Hibari do u like Ellie or do you ~~~like ~~~ Ellie
𝕨𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕚𝕟🦌𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕒
says
sdlfksdjf he can't like her she's a baby!
OK good
WHO ARE YOU CALLING A BABY
I mean, he's a baby too, but still...
so many CDC babies...
excuse she is fourteen and the cure for mankind
Excuse u she is still a baby
Also, Vriska already claimed him, I think...
look how adult. wow.
O OK u kids and ur dating
Hibari respects Ellie, so he'll do anything she says to do.
first_quadrant tell that to the people who want to cut out her brain because she has a mutation that will save the humans
HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN hibari you did all the work!!
WOW RUDE!!! People should stop being rude to Ellie
she just hung out while you killed everything
-do you not know how the game ends xy?
<<
Because he knows what it's like to lose your childhood because of responsibilities. Hibari became an assassin at 15, and his life is pretty much gonna suck. He thinks she's brave and relates.
Ellie is like. going to find those people. so she can do her part to help cure/save people.
and she has no idea that they're going to take out her brain when she gets there
OH NO HIBARI
that's fucking sad ;;
He's gonna watch out for you Ellie, just ring him if you need something.
Pilot needs to say hi to Ellie again. 
ugh gross everything is gross
)': canon blind
Ellie no...your brain...
yeahhhh she has a bunch of survivor's guilt for being the only immune person in the history of ever, and she and joel spend the year walking across the country fighting for their lives
and she doesn't know what they're going to do, like she and joel just assume they're gonna take some blood and that'll be that
THAT'S SO SAD
I'M SO UPSET
#PROTECTELLIE
but then they finally find this resistance group, and ellie nearly drowns trying to save joel, so she's unconscious for the entire thing
NO.......
so joel wakes up in their med lab and is like how's ellie and they're like she's being prepped for surgery you did good
NO
Whoa.
NONONONOFDSG
so they're just going to TAKE OUT HER BRAIN WITHOUT HER KNOWING
WTF
so they can make a cure :c
NO
DO THEY
That... never happens right?
IT BETTER NOT
and then joel kills everyone (literally) dooming mankind, and takes ellie out of the hospital (still unconscious) shoots the rebel leader in the head
and leaves.
YEAHHHHHHH
FUCK YEAH JOEL
WHAT A GOOD DAD
and then when ellie asks what happened, joel lies to her.
and says they stopped looking for a cure.
/MANLY TEARS
THATS IT, THATS THE END OF THE GAME
LMFAO GOD DAMN
THAT'S A GOOD END
I'M SO RAZZLED RN
SWEATS.....
RIGHT? /HI-FIVING THE WALL
it's insanely controversial and fucked up lmao
lays on the ground
never gets back up
YEAH JOEL
This is why Ellie and Shinji need to be friends even MORE
That's badass.
i guess this is tldr about cr i want for ellie
sucks when you're tasked as the only one to save humanity eh
it's given to us multiple times in the game from ellie and the people around her, that dying for the world is more or less what she'd want
no...
because she doesn't- know how to value her own life more than the entire world, but beyond that- she's fighting really hard to stay alive, but she isn't living for herself
AND I REALLY WANT HER TO LEARN THAT? 
lol what is living for yourself
I REALLY WANT HER AND SHINJI TO HAVE FEELS JAMS NOW....
Hibari needs to lecture the both of you.
this plurk took an unexpected turn i was not planning on this going this direction
SAD GAY TEENS
I'M SO UPSET
yeahhhh like the prologue is ellie and the girl she's in love with finally realizing that they have feelings for each other
and then they both get bitten
and instead of suicide they agree to wait it out together
"be all poetic and lose our minds together" is the quote
THAT'S SO UPSETTING
riley turns, and ellie- doesn't ;;
I"M SO UPSET
its sad as hell guys
please be her friend
Shinji wants to really be her friend
everyone she loves becomes zombie or dies
she has Feelings
because she's a girl but she's not scary and he sees himself in her
This is a friendship Plurk now.
APPARENTLY
i want shinji to call her ellie-chan
Hibari's never had friends before, he's going to protect both of you.
cries
asdjaskl hibari
;;
holds his tiny feelers
oh no ellie-chan i can't
Ellie-chan and Ikari-kun!
but idk how to get him to do that...he feels so awkward because he doesn't want to call her by her first name alone but doesn't know her last name so he's...
stick
stuck
no one has last names in the future because no one has families you're welcome
NOOOOOOOOOO
hey man the game opens with joel's 11 year old daughter being shot to death and dying in his arms
tlou pulls no punches
this fucking game
everything is pain. also zombies.
zombies...sob
That ending is still badass, though...
it is 900% worth playing because it isn't a scary game
i mean there are intense parts, but it's mostly a story about humanity. :/ it's really beautiful and thoughtprovoking.
i mean, i know some people who hold back on playing it because zombies aren't their thing, but you're only fighting zombies maybe 1/2 or 1/3 of all combat
/plug
Ellie come give Erik a hug )':
Even though he kills little girls )':
OK he wasn't successful there's that at least
Don't kill little girls...also I think shinji is gonna text ellie maybe sob
She's like the only other person his age so solidarity
Shinji needs to be friends with Vriska too.
i think vriska would scare him...
Whaaa... she's a sweatheart.
Sweet
Okay, usually.
Hah hah!
all these sad small babies
i did not expect her relationship with erik to go the way it has but i'm really happy it did, to be honest
All the teens need friends, lbr.
;_; so many friends
I hope we get to the point where they all know each other like true bros.
right
shinji's so worried they're going to read his file and like
not want to be his friend anymore...
Lol, Shinji has nothing to worry about, has he seen some of the criminals CDC's working with...
Hibari's is a smoking trainwreck, and Shinji doesn't seem to care... unless he hasn't read it... But seriously, no one should mind Shinji's. They should love him more!
yeah shinji hasn't read it
he doesn't want to read them to be honest
but yeah shinji doesn't care hibari's like saved his ass a good few times now so...
he knows he can't be that bad of a person
or at the very least he's not bad to HIM
He'll never be bad to Shinji, omg.
Speaking of, he's still gonna text him if that's alright!
yes!
definitely
Texting to complain. "The bags. They're moving." Chocolate spiders everywhere.
NO.......
sob
Marzipan pls
Don't forget to tell them that the Rebel leader isn't some stranger dick bag!!!
that's true, gomen OTL marlene was ellie's mom's best friend.
everything is horrible.
no...
holds ellie's hand...no she's so cute she deserves good things
Lmfao and the closest thing 2 family she had left, and the person she turned 2 when she was bitten
pets sad Ellie's head
Ellie ;_;
"ellie wants to die for humanity" oh god commiserate with kaworu
neither of them know how to live for themselves
HUMANITY ISN'T WORTH IT
humanity is the shit ok
no it's shit
The problem is if u don't fix the problem you're stuck living with shitty, horrible, desperately clawing humanity
You know, for the few years you manage to survive before you do something you can never forgive yourself for UuU