omg those thigns scare the shit out of me

they remind me of evil

have you seen them with the mouths open

Yes, and I still love them.

there are worse fates, really

Also, this is what a male fox looks like when he sees a female fox:

So that's how you say '...milady' in Fox.

ughughugh

sometimes when I come in late at night, I think I see cats running around outside my apartment, but it's just possums

I'm sorry.

oh and then I found a baby one in the trash can for dog poop in the courtyard

poop possum

Don't kinkshame, Till.

the dogs that pooped out that poop didn't consent

Gotta get written consent from those dogs.

Someday, my opossum will have something to say about this.

Also, jesus, Till, I can never expect the conversations I'll have with you.

Also, if the dog isn't eating poop, I think they're done with it.

idk, my dog tends to save them for later

but i digress

That's on your dog, girl.

i was gonna put little sunglasses on the babies, but I'm lazy

That's still fantastic.

So, a little 'possum family got in our house once when I was a kid.