Send her a cease-and-desist!

this might be a good inspiration for a fire-and-brimstone sermon!

something about Dante and his 9th level of frozen hell rings a bell. i think.

almost! It's the eight circle for the "fraudulent": The forgers and falsifiers in things, actions and words, tormented by disease and putrefaction.

that sounds like a humdinger of a sermon!

ah yes... putrefaction.

At least you didn't end up in the eighth circle for the flatulent

possibly that's where the putrefaction comes from These theological questions are too deep for me.