cause i mean

there was that murder on selena wasn't there?

not saying that people don't die in cdc but how often do we get gift-wrapped a corpse

oh were they?

CONVENIENTLY DISCOVERABLE lmao that's such a good way of putting it

IT IS HELLA SUSPICIOUS THO and i love it

lmao here u go

one free body

I DON'T TRUST THIS

rofl merry christmas here's a corpse

ugh i guess we should start search parties for the other missing bodies....

MERRY CHRISTMAS...?!

idk i don't think it was gale

don't the npcs have a history of not killing their recruits? i thought they just threatened to murder us alot lmao

gale is our harbinger of doom

now i'm picturing gale as, like, a coal mine canary. you know, the ones that sing when there's trouble. that's gale. gale is a canary.

wait who died on selena

there was a murder in an alley on selena

i don't think they- yeah

oh ok

i'm so concerned

lmfao

oh no

idk about you guys but i'm just gonna. make lots of bombs.

and lock my door.....

erik will stand vigil

wait

that the term i'm looking for

keep vigil?

he'll stand outside all night with weapons

erik you have no experience hunting things you helpless babu come inside whats wrong with you

it's either gonna be serial killer or space monsters

i s2g

Hibari's going out weapons drawn, ride or die, or something.

so many trust issues rn

thanks cdc

Well, we know it wasn't Ellie. That rules out one!

you don't know that

WOW HIBARI

latitudes: Hah hah, if you can't trust Ellie, who can you trust?

joel trusts her!!

Hibari trusts her too. They'll be fine!

oh my god you two we have murders to deal with

idk it's always the cute ones tbh we can't rule ellie out

no time for murders, must love on ellie

^ That, more or less.

strangequark oh you mean like obito?

ohh burn

exactly like obito actually

he was an adorable baby and now look at him

oh no

hey it's not like we just got a bunch of new recruits with a history of murder or anythin-

Lol.

whoops

ha...ha

"The initial bodies" ....ah. haha. well then.

maybe they're welcoming presents

wanted to give the newbies something familiar

ha ha ha

at least its not the dead doge

OH NO THAT'S HORRIBLE

SPACE ZOMBIES

TESS I WANNA TAG YOU BACK

furiously tries to finish work and cries about it

Eats your your work!!!!

sob

thank you friend u_u