[Xmas] So my bro and I have this thing going where we alternate being awful in our wrapping. Last year, he froze my gift in a block of ice.
oh my god 
That's brilliant
So this year, I wrapped his gift.
Then glitter and more wrapping.
Then box wrapped in duct tape, then smeared with Vaseline and put into a bag.
Then put into another box and wrapped. C:
Originally I was thinking chainmail, but it would have too expensive.
(The year before the ice, I hot glued all the box edges so he had to cut through the side.)
HAHAHA
that
is glorious
relatedly: my mother, every year, gives me this tiny piece of hideous fake tree, usually in like fifteen layers of box
Hahaha. I wrapped his other gift like 10 times, but at least it's not fake tree
this is fantastic
it has glitter and fake snow on it
Oh my god
wow