did you warn him there was no CPR on the menu and you weren't going to embarrass yourself by asking the waiter for it later?

lol it was for takeout and I felt like such a cow asking for it on the phone

yeah, that's something you can totally hold over his head later

hnnnnnng

Yeah he's so brushing his teeth before he gets anywhere near me

mmm puff pastry

And you're getting a meal called rabbit food right?

Nice

My husband once got a sandwich called the rail splitter. Lol