I love the phrase "she got up to go change the baby". I always imagine a store with shelves and shelves of babies that you change yours for. They take yours, put it on the budget shelf,
obviously because it is crying or has a stinky diaper, and they give you one that is nice and clean and quiet. If you are lucky it might be the same race as the old one, but it is not guaranteed.
snerk
sounds like an movie short!
