Dad: You sure it wouldn't be quicker to drive?

Me:

dad's are ok to make such jokes though. It's in the bylaws.

She hates it when I make those jokes

ahhhhh dad jokes

Sooo painful lol

Not as painful as running to the store would be.

look at the bright side... if that is any indication your dad jokes are relatively tame... somehow no matter what is said or who says it my dad can turn it either into a joke about boobs or sex