why not

ZeeZuleicca: Omg, it's you isn't it?

LOL I wish! I'd love to own a furniture store IRL and NEVER EVER SELF ANYTHING

*sell, even

Excuse me, Mr Customer, where do you think you're going with that couch you just bought, eh? No. No. They stay here. Stay. Here.

ZeeZuleicca: "But you can move in. Make this store your home. It's OK because you're bald."

"specifically because you're bald" gonna start a bald harem

In my furniture store.

I think I just described my heaven.

ZeeZuleicca: Don't forget the decor in general though. Furniture AND decor AND bald men. That is the heavenly vision.