I also got... a survey for jury duty...

That is less awesome

gonna do all I can to get out of it

while eating cookies

I don't think I could say that with a straight face

Oh my god that's amazing.

depending on what state you live in, that might backfire

Oh no...

Well, enjoy your cookies, at least

and merry belated christmas

My husband got out of his by being a student at the time. If you're a full time student you can give them your schedule and claim you can't come because of that.

Thank you, Eric.

I'm going to play up mental illness and stress that I'm needed at work... we only have three people working every day, I really can't be gone.