be happy i don't tell y'all every little detail of my life (just the amusing ones).

when ya gotta go, ya gotta go

and when you gotta share....?

well, i just figured it was a situation of "i'm enjoying chatting with you, but I really gotta poop now. we'll talk later when I'm less stressed in the sphincter area"

which is a perfectly valid reason for sharing

I'm pretty sure he poops on occasion too

well, yeah.

there are reasons i'm willing to spend an entire weekend with this person.

his only response was, after a respectable lapse, to say "poop faster!"

ew.

<---- not a ryan fan

nor am I, but it just seemed to fit here

you are not wrong.

hmph. except us. you never tell US about your poops.

wasn't invited.

link?