alternatively dead spouses/partners in general

Shinobu's the best man if Travis makes it that far

(since Bishop's dead anyway)

i feel that

dskmfdfmldlds

DatAss: no matter what she is or who the spouse is, i need to see her fight for the bouquet. not because she wants to get married but because SHE HAS TO WIN

YEAH THAT'S HOW IT'D PROBABLY GO TOO

pissbaby: caesar wanted a family

scuttles: sorry hermann he'll just crash ur wedding

She winds up punching someone with her robot arm to get the bouquet, even if she doesn't actually want to get married

he would... attend your wedding...

HAHAHHAHAHA

idk if he'd have any particular role in it

hermann wrestles the microphone away from newt who is making the world's most hideous best man speech

henry would attend his wedding albeit very incredulously

throws cake at his face 8')

wow henry refuses to particiate in cake throwinh

LKMFDSLFD

hermann then

awkwardly holding the mike

actually gives a rather nice one

he starts babbling about numbers

but it works and is kind of poetic??? just don't tell him that

freakydarknesssexmagicks: disgusting tears what a sweetie pie she can catch the bouquet too she'll beat shinobu even out of sheer luck

scuttles: KILL ME THATS SO CUTE

falsiloquence: HE'D THROW A FIT BUT WOULD SECRETLY LOVE IT

it starts out super awkward but he feels like he needs to make up for newton

and about 27 seconds in he hits a stride...

five people are crying, one of them is newt who is mad that he's crying

he's also plastered......

lkmsldsfsd just everyone so drunk

no one is sober at this wedding

unless theyre under drinking age

in which case theyve been plied with cake and sweets so theyre on a sugar rush anyway

ensured travis had a damn presentable suit and that he didn't look like a fucking nerd at the wedding, also secretly ran organization on it all so that way no one would forget shit

pretend you remembered ice, because she already did

alternately, acted as unordained minister for the deal

oh my god

perfect