Wow... at the bottom, one of the disciplinary actions against him was when he wanted to show a teacher a book that he wanted to impress his teacher with and

But the teacher learned the popular children’s encyclopedia had a section on pregnancy, depicting a pregnant woman in an illustration

Doesn't that sound like a seriously crazy school!?

#texas

Oh let the kid be free with his imagination, jfc.

I live in texas and this doesn't surprise me

school districts have lost their shit.. tryig to make every parent in the world happy

in Portland, tbh, this would be the coolest shit ever and this kid would get so popular LOL

He's only 9 years old. My daughter's old primary school would have just sent him to the Head Teacher's office. "I know you love that book but please don't say things like that in school."

the fact that adults find his saying that as a threat makes me lose hope in humanity

"Playing at being Bilbo or Frodo may be fun but please stop if the other children get frightened!"

my husband i would probably be in jail if we were that boy's parents

It's one thing to give a warning a totally different thing to suspend a child

Yeah, they gonna feel the burn now.

The armies of Rohan are headed to Texas

Save the suspensions for the really troublesome kids. It sounds like the head teacher's on some kind of power trip.

Aww, that's so sad. He was clearly just playing make-believe. What's so wrong with that? His parents should get a bunch of cosplayers to protest in front of the school.lol.

*Sean Bean Voice "One does not simply walk into Kermit!"

Liberty_Belle: lolol. YESS.

is not surprised it's Texas

I know vegan hippies that live in Dallas.

My experience in Texas so far has lead me to believe its not so much the big cities, but those smaller ones... idk man.

here's a cool place to check out in Dallas: Cosmic Cafe

We need to go on a quest