i have 99 problems and they're all tess using herself as an actual shield

I have 99 problems and they're all ellie refusing to let go
fuck these drop point threads are all such amazing combinations of i didn't know i could hurt like this and precious beyond all reason
UGH DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED
cries while tagging you back
Ah, will Ellie be at rendezvous? Hibari has another present to unload.
she will definitely be at the rendezvous, but i'm going to just touch people's threads instead of topleveling :<
so many beebs for her to check in with
If I put up a camping top level can we be sad cutes.........
people totally capable of protecting themselves and also grown ass men. lookin at kakashi and erik.
no but what if we did do a camping thread with all the bitties!!
shinji's being a nerd at your not!dad
because i'm a gross mouthbreather
oh no ellie that's cute as fuck
what i really want...........is ellie and shinji to listen to their cassettes together
what if shinji falls asleep on joel's shoulder
u butts better link me to your top levels
I'm perpetually upset everything is too cute and also heart breaking
latitudes: IT'D BE MOE.......IF HE COULD RELAX ENOUGH TO DO SO
Joel is still kind of intimidating
Get in the cuddle robot shinji
He doesn't know how to deal with hugs
He's hugged Kaworu...twice? And cuddled with him twice...three times?
I don't think he's been hugged by anyone else...OH WAIT ISSHIN HUGGED HIM he was terrified
i want an ellie... /very late to this plurk
P sure Ellie has probably told Shinji like...that Joel can be nice he just looks rough and grumpy but Shinji is still nervous...americans are scary okay
THAT'S GOOD BECAUSE I WANT VRISKA
he's this rough big american man...how can shinji not be scared
he doesn't want to make a bad impression on his friend's not!dad...
marchpane: DUDE I'VE BEEN MEANING TO ASK... DO YOU REMEMBER OUR OLD INBOX THREAD... WOULD YOU STILL... WANT A REPLY... TO... THAT...
skywards I KNOW THIS FEEL SO WELL but omg don't worry about it, i know you were feeling hella poopy and game things exploded and now we're on a sad planet with sentient beings
idk we will!! figure something out! because ellie really likes her okay ;3;
NO BUT I ALWAYS... WANTED TO....... like if you're ok with it i will totally hit it up...
BUT AGREED vriska is just ridiculously fond of her so i need more CR with them for sure

then you can 700% tag me back i will backtag you into the stratosphere
TWO MONTHS IN THE MAKING... I AM REALLY SORRY FOR ALL THOSE WORDS
THAT'S THE TAG I'VE BEEN WANTING TO GIVE YOU FOR LITERALLY TWO MONTHS LAUGHS HOLLOWLY....
cries tears of blood this is perfect i'm so happy right now
RRTLJDFKHGLJ omg... good... i'm glad you think so
links or it didn't happen
FKJSDLHFS TO OUR THREAD? if... you say so....
I'M WARNING YOU THERE'S SO MANY WORDS
sobs takes my monster of the year award with pride
You wrote me a book I'm so happy
i love writing books
i want you to know i broke down in laughter at work this morning at "monster of the year award"
SADLY THAT IS NOT ORIGINAL MATERIAL someone gave me that award over christmas, and i am passing it on u_u
I WILL GLADLY ACCEPT IT