(meme) character voices! 
The Last of Us: Ellie and Joel - Funny Car Scene edit: spoilers etc etc
The Last of Us: Ellie and Joel - Funny Car Scene edit: spoilers etc etc
also read as: any excuse to bring this scene to the masses
I love that scene.
ELLIE IS SO CUTE
LMFAOFDSG I LOVE HER 
Hnngh she's so cute ; ________ ;
the littlest shit 
omg
she's so cute...
omg...........
now i want erik to marry joel so he can adopt ellie...
come baaack
you're still her hero, fang u_u
erik and joel are already married! they're married to kakashi
lmdfslkh
lord...
sigh what else did you get...
oh my god
they're both precious and perfect wtf
it's a lie it's the 10 seconds where you get lulled into a false sense of security and think that this might be a nice game
then it all goes to shit
you can be precious and perfect amid a sea of horror tbh
The Last of Us - Ellie Kills David no but it's like super horrible
oh my god baby girl
baby girl 
HOLDS YOUR HAND I AM SO SORRY
........
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING MARZI
I STARTED OUT FUNNY AND THEN HATED MYSELF
HOLD ME
goddamn I need to watch an lp of this game already though wtf
I REFUSE
MIRI CAN HOLD YOU YOU MONSTER
I should have linked Tess's death scene yesterday
DO IT
you absolutely should and you need to make sure whatever you watch has left behind on it too
because it's soul destroying
I am a great big fan of soul destroying ngl
farrons have you not... do you not know how the game ends?
aww, that's okay u_u
would you like me to spoil the shit out of you because i can
they have to cut out ellie's brain to engineer the cure for mankind
and they take her into the operating room while she's unconscious, after knocking joel out and separating them
and then joel murders everyone, takes ellie, and effectively dooms humanity to die
oh and when ellie asks him what happened? he lies to her and says they gave up looking for a cure.
so you spend the whole game going on this trip to save the world and then joel give the world metaphorical finger and walks out
joel ragequits saving humanity
Not just a trip
A trip that like
Wrecks Ellie's Shit
well i didn't want to get into all the gory details!
YOU LINKED THE DAVID SCENE
like the cannibals and joel getting impaled and the murder suicide of a guy and his kid brothe-
okay point taken
lays down
The SWATH OF BODIES they leave in their wake
The things people are capable of and the things she's had to do
the game is horrible you will cry lots and sit in stunned silence
And you will probably turn it off
A lot
and find interesting combinations of profanity
Howl in pain
throw your controller
yell at clickers
i need to keep playing...
No no lets be honest
Get to a scene with clickers
and be as quiet IRL as you are in the game
fuck i hate
like yelling at everyone else in the room SHUT UP
that shit
ok point taken but i always yell at the human hunters
or i talk back to them like they can hear me for some reason
wow who is this david asshole and why is he so rude to most precious baby ellie
David is literazlly the grosaijyuaflkfdjucki
grossest
fuck
in the entire universe
I hate him
i hope he shows up at cdc so all of ellie's cr can just stab him a lot
No
Nooo
We had a david on a td at ax once
And it very nearly resulted in a dead ass david hah;dlfkjd
LMAO...
someone should actually just make a david to bring to the tdm for killing
clearly a reasonable solution
ugh david is a human TW
drags hands down face
also i don't care if it's the zombie apocalypse, you don't try and seduce an underage girl by kidnapping her and then showing her that you and your tribe are cannibals
like that... is just... not a good plan???
wait, is THAT what he was trying to do...
WOW
WOW.......................................................
OH NO ELLIE
why is she so cute
"i'm just fucking with you" jklfjsdf
yeahhhh david is going after her and joel, and she like, bolts to try and lure them away from a still-healing joel
and david's guys catch her and lock her up in a cage thing
also ellie having 3 dads in cdc is presh
Yeah he's....
i thought they were just trying to take her brain...
they catch people and eat them?? like they have a freezer full of human bodies
They also more than imply
that he's done this before
no that's the fireflies who want ellie's brain
holy shit...
you spend the game outrunning infected and human hunters
...... omg
like david
that is disgusting
who straight up tells ellie how "special" she is
...hugs ellie and takes her away
Yeah no David is king of the cannibals and also.... a disgusting pedophile monster
NOOOOO
while he touches her hand through the bars and tells her about how he wants her to come around
i think 3 dads is not enough
right s
*so
dads are gonna murder someone right
Her three dads are probs
really lucky her pullpoint is from earlier
LMAO
ok new plan
David is really nice at first
yeah i was gonna say those three
The Last of Us - Chap 9: Ellie Prison David Cutscene...
kakashi can u lock david in a genjutsu
misery and suffering type or normal type
He talks a lot about wanting to protect her....
he's.... so gross.....
clearly the misery and suffering type what do you think this is, christmas
yeahhhhh he's the creepiest
no...no...fgdg
nonofndsg
SO MANY NO
ha ha ha
ha ha ha
ha video games are fun
it's worth watching for the last minute lmao
yeah this game will ruin your life
"baby girl" OH NO
oh no
misery and suffering it is, erik
how am i supposed to go back and play this
100000x worse because "baby girl" is his nickname for his dead daughter
NO
laughs into the sunset
): yeah
LMAO ELLIE IS SUCH A BADASS...
ellie...
come here let erik give u a high five
Ellie is the best I'm so upset
I'm so upset
oh my god
all I want to do is play with Ellie
I'm so upset
covers face with hands
my life is ruined rn
Never play this game
I already started
if your mom calls you babygirl btw
i just want her to have lots of friends and dads and role models and be happy
that's the problem
omg
because she literally spends the entire game waiting for her turn to die
since... everyone else she cares about has died for her
can ellie's dads get together and flail over trying to explain a thing to ellie
Ellie...when Shinji gets his robot...you can come ride in it okay
and then she gets to the fireflies who wanna use her as a cure
and ellie doesn't actually know that being the cure means she has to die
like she has no idea
and she doesn't even get to consent to the procedure they just... take her
ha ha ha but what Marlene says to Joel stings
because it's probably true
tbf i think their thought process was
if we tell her we have to kill her
she'll probably say no...
it's such an awesome meditation on humanity i love this game
oh that was probably totally a concern
i just love all the gray of this game claws face
Ellie is so doooonnneee with everything by that point
i'm sitting here just
But hey it's cool in the end it doesn't matter because
Joel takes away her choice too
poor ellie D:
And no one lets her decide what she wants
none of these people do
TFW adults fuck up your life and make you do shit and you have no choice 
AHAHA
TFW Adults
TFW being 14 and fiction dictates you're going to have a shit life
TFW but at least you had a cute boyfreind or girlfriend....
b4 they died
TFW you're gay and your best friend who you're crushing on dies
YUP
LMFDSG
wait
--did all our characters have tragic teenage years
i....... think so
wow...
NAHHH
yes...
if they didn't have tragic THEIR ENTIRE LIFE
erik got totally ripped off on the bf/gf before your life gets fucked over
deal tho
Well. Kind of. Zombie apocalypse.
Well Erik
the universe tried 2 fix this for u
flatstare
yeah i think you kinda did that to yourself erik
WOW RUDe............................
yeah erik they've got a point u_u
WOW...............................................................
if batman can keep complaining that his parents are dead
whine more guys god
you don't see kakashi complaining
that's because ninjas are shit
and ninja lives are shit
his life was pretty exceptionally shit
Your dad wasn't Gendo Ikari Kakashi
yeah ur dad was a hero
You didn't have to pilot a robot or get creeped on by cannibal pedos
yeah until the whole suicide thing
and finding the body
all three dads need years of therapy
shinji needs
laksmdfk poor shinji tho
boyfriend time
LMFAO
nah he's fine
promise
BUT KAWORU KEEPS HOLDING OUT
Ellie he's suffering
really? but he always talks about how much he loves humans...
"What do you want to do to me Kaworu-kun? "Pat your head."
maybe they need to have a talk with kaworu about humans and their penchants for handholding and shit
i want ellie to be like
you guys are all fucked up
Yeah Erik tell him
jfdksljaf
...like erik has any room to be like
no u should fix ur relationship
i mean
LKSDJFKALJGE
he has kids he doesn't know about until they're adults
not just like one or two
Shinji doesn't want Ellie to think he's massively fucked up 
they're friends!!! do you know how hard it is to make friends
they're friends!!! do you know how hard it is to make friends
this happens to him repeatedly
repeatedly
i'm cracking the hell up
if he chased away another baby mama
it'd be a serial case
erik.....
of knocking ladies up but they keep leaving!!!
LMFDSLMG
tbf
would you want magneto raising your kid
no
funny story, that's why mystique abandoned her kid apparently
so that babbu kurt wouldn't have to be part of the brotherhood
oh my god
.....................
--that was worded badly he's not kurt's dad
r u sure
i want erik to dad kaworu...even though kaworu is like....old as balls technically and a...mom........ 
wait kaworu is a mom?
erik should just dad everyone
his soul is
i want all the old men to dad people
erik can dad everyone he dads the brotherhood
His soul is Adam and Adam was basically the creator of the race of Angels
what a stupid name for the creator of angels
no joel come back
u need to be dad
ah hello king
lfmdslkh
can you imagine this barrage of dad jokes
HI HUNGRY I'M DAD
i see you've all been acquainted with the finer trash of tlou...
HI DAD I'M ALSO DAD
HI ALSO DAD i"M DAD 3
awful
fucking awful
my dad makes dad jokes all the time to me like every day and i just suffer
i'm just remembering that training clip
"dad is sorry"
who is dad
who isn't dad
^
LMAO
ellie isn't dad
ellie is baby girl....
no kakashi says "sensei is sorry" to naruto when what he's explaining goes over naruto's head
....):
and it's the dumbest cutest thing
kakashi why do you talk about yourself in the third person
cause he's a fucking werido
*weirdo
that's true
poor ellie
Christ
her dads are ridiculous
I can smell the golf shorts from here
JSKDFNAKLEJGSLKJ
rude erik only wears pants
FUCK
that... denim....
holy shit
im dying
I just like
Wow
You know those divorced dad steriotypes?
That's literally what I imagine their rover is like
LMAO
Divorced Father Buys String Cheese To Make Coming To...
i don't know the divorced dad stereotypes :<
Like. Shitty apartment. Plaid couch. Nothing in the fridge. But has a video game consol???
Cool dad.
beanbag chair, probably
i'm
LMFALMFALSKH
oh my christ
whoa, whoa
whoa, hold on
i wanna make a checklist of different dad tasks/traits
erik is too european for these stereotypes
and make the three dads have to sign on to different ones
if anyone brings home a plaid couch he's reupholstering it himself
Erik is the mom
erik and tess are moms
shinji and kaworu are sisters
kakashi and joel are dads
it is law
dad tasks
LKMFALMFDS
okay which ones does kakashi get
>sisters
i must know
wheezing
kakashi gets the task of explaining to the sisters how puberty works
Just forks playboys over to them
okay, no
Here u go kids
first of all, no
erik does the cooking
study up
kakashi... no
second of all, no
kakashi orders pizza when erik isn't home
in the comics erik is canonly good at cooking
Read it for the articles
HE WOULDN'T EXPLAIN IT TO SASUKE HE'S NOT EXPLAINING IT TO ANYONE ELSE
omg kakashi doesn't even eat pizza
kakashi u troll...
jafksldfjlksjf
he would though
kakashi would order the kids pizza
and himself like
sasuke and sakura and ino are all step siblings
eggplant
not like eggplant parmagiana
along with hinata and ciel
like, a raw eggplant
erik pls
erik no
he doesn't eat raw eggplant omg
No Tess has to be a dad though
someone needs to request titty mags from an item drop
legitimately
Because uhm
LAMFKWMAFWA
joel is the dad who fixes things and makes them worse
and they can get passed around
tess is the dad who actually fixes things
LMAO
all the teens can like, have a go/peek
kakashi would give up the playboy before everything else
but he's not giving them to the kids
c'mon
don't be like that
no ):
Tess is one of those trucker dads who has a secret second family
TESS ):
especially not 14-year-olds
oh god she would
imagine if it's like interspecies interstellar playboy and like
alien ladies with 3 tits
she does science fair projects with them
it would look like
and hides them in the trunk of her car
like in the movie Paul and everyone is like NICE
the pleasure planet in Saga
i wonder if we're lowing that one up...
i leave for five minutes
YELLS
joel help
hHahaa
JOEL
HELPING
that's a good joke
W O W
EXCUUUUUSE U
you know what's also a good joke
kakashi and teenagers
that's a gooder
Just treat them like dogs
oh my god
it'll be fiiiinnnneee
omg
you guys also get his 8 dogs in the mix
kakashi can make them all wear those monkey backpacks
you know, the ones with the leashes
LMFASDFKLJE
omg
omg all 8 dogs
"where the hell were these when i was teaching naruto"
erik's favorite is the one with ninja written on his head
"these are great"
he's the fluffiest ;3;
dfsjakflje
i still want all the teens to play shitty teen games
like spin the bottle
or truth or dare
or 7 minutes in rover hell
yes
Ok wait I thought of something better
omg the dads go out drinking and come home
to the kids playing spin the bottle
and they're like
THIS IS SO AWKWARD
WHAT DO
kakashi can poof out, have fun guys
jk... maybe
LMFDMLS
"do we stop them... or do we let them think we didn't see them...."
Ok Step Brothers starring ELlie and Hinata
LMFAO
YES
omg...
joel'd be like i'm going to bed...
joel don't judge...
judging pretty hard..............
but it's ok
you're only like 14........................................
ah, kids
forever 14 okay...let shinji have his fun
joel can't judge he had a kid at like 16...
Joel...
have more fun than kakashi did at 14, shinji
see
Actually I think Joel can judge harder
true texan lad
because he knows
lmao??
that shit don't stay harmless
what if kids won't be a result though
whoa
he was 16?
its fine if they're all gay right?? ??
joel...
it's something like that
AHAHA
i did the math one lmfao??
16/17
jesus...
ah....... joel
Highschool baby
he's like 'we had sarah when we were pretty young'
literally do none of you know what birth control is for
LMFAO
Texas
NOT IN THE SOUTH
Literally no
listen
when erik had kids
he was married ok
LMFAO
(all twenty two of them)
joel knocking people up at 16 and erik with his 23895382487t children
HE ONLY HAS LIKE 5...
50
hundred
no omg
fifty hundred kids
that's still more than kakashi has
god lmfao
there's anya (who is dead), pietro, wanda, lorna and zala
even if you count team 7
kakashi is like
idk
You all have too many kids
and zala was the result of someone stealing his dna so...
No wonder Tess wants a divorce
LMFDSMLG
only one of them even exists in the movies ):
TESS NO
): pls
rude who are you gonna divorce to
nic???
No he's got like twelve kids
nic her secret family
She's going to go marry captain falcon
I bet he thinks kids smell weird
KLSJDLKLKJS
still less than these idiots
SJDFKLSJG
captain falcon has such a toned ass good choice A+
too bad his personality is garbage
Yeah it is
as opposed to
But that's what gags are for ok
trophy husband
CHRIST
hasjkdhakjs
(get it, because he wins trophies)
tru
LMFAO
crying
i'm
No Nic is so firmly off the second family list he tried to get her to go adopt a bunch of kids like a week ago
wow...
oh really
know what i find hilarious
garbage personality, but man his ass is great
what do you find hilarious
there's all these dads in this game but like no moms
describes a large percentage of the population
Today we found out that Tess is the oldest woman in CDC.
in cdc
tess is a mom
ngl
there's mothership??? ???
yeah but tess is scary
Momship is like 18
hundred
LFMDS
LMFA
Wait excuse did u just say she's not a mom because she's scary
looks at all these murder dads
looks to camera
Shinji thinks she's scary
wait how old is tess
he wants a nice mom
younger than joel
one that isn't a robot or a clone
murder dads i'm crying
she's like 37,38
Uhm... Idk Hange is kind of nice?? maybe??
o yeah i think u said that
wow and isn't erik mid 30's?
erik is 32...
joel's like 48 or something
how is kakashi youngest dad
old grandpa
hot pop
hange would be such a crazy mom
LMFAO
because naruto canon
lmao... ouch kakashi
which one
is hot pop
the math is that Tess is closer to Sarah's age than Joels
kakashi
in naruto canon 31 is one foot in the grave
obvs
Joel
..... they're all pretty hot to me
i'm negl
Hottest grandpa
LKJFALSKD
they're all pretty hot LMAJKWNA
joel isthe hottest grandpa yes
someone
next shopping channel
Joel Ojii-san
oh my GOD...
please
fucking
joel
9ydsjfalkjge
ojii-san i'm gonna
be grandpas with erik...
he actually pretty much skipped fatherhood...
i can't muffle my laughter my housemates are gonna hate me
i already have this in my profile 
omg... abe
good thing you don't understand japanese joel
lkjsf;ljksad
iamthespacecadet can tess pls buy that for joel iw ould die
this shinji kid seems really polite
"HEY OLD MAN"
LMFAO
LjkANFJKWAw
I'm goin to make this happen
I don't care how
would it translate...
Foxy Grandpa
LMFAO
Idk do honorifics translate?
now i want to know what all the jp people call everyone else
old man joel
well i think "OLD MAN" is different...
i've no idea if they do or not but i write them out anyway
shinji calls him ojii-san kakashi cracks up
grandpa joel
no one else gets it
and he won't explain it
LMFAOfdsds
i write the honorific in japanese when i play animus too
kakashi's like ah yes
Shinji doesn't even...mean to be rude
Hinata's translate I think
starts also calling them ojiisan
it's kind of polite...
Because he keeps calling Tess old lady lka;lfkdjs
Obaa-san
Tess Obaa-san
omg....
He's such a little shit
erik hears him and he's like
Your guy's kids are more well behaved right????
spits out coffeee
what is the trick do you hit them???
hey shinji has a sassy side too okay
OMG...
she's not that old
no...you just abandon them at 3 make them feel like shit and pilot robots
takes notes
i'd say no but he was kinda paid to
sorta do that
ok joel is a good dad shut up
training...... 
he just has a side of murder when he grows up
ok so the answer to that kakashi is yes?
he wouldn't hit other kids
yeah
Joel is a good dad it's true
he'd just
i mean he'll kill plant babies
poke them in the butt
He took his daughter on a disney cruise
I mean come on
but he won't hit cdc babies
(might not have been a disney cruise)
I hope Joel enjoys how funny his name sounds when Shinji says it out loud
Oh see Tess is really mean she's beat up Ellie already
Joeru-san
unless they asked him to
....]
(training......)
Tessu-san
shinji you're a gift
omg shinji...
it's ok shinji has to put up with being called
;A; im so happy he moved on from honourifics with ellie
OH NO SHINJI THAT'S CUTE
she's just...
SHIN GEE
Eeri
OH NO
CUTE.........
this is too cute
i need to have erik start talking to ppl in jp so he can have cute honorifics for ppl
finally a dad whose name he can pronounce
ehriku
san
shinji-kuuuun ;3;
so moe...
Even if shit translates there's no way he's pronouncing people's names right LMAO
erik you're so white
esp funky last names
like whatever erik's last name is
lehnsherr...
good luck
erik even pronounces it wrong
le-n-shueruu-san
probably
cute..............
erik using honorifics tho
wow only when he's speaking full jp
he ain't gonna halfassed weeaboo this shit
erik ain't no weeb
Uhm
opens Erik's locker
L>MFDSG
piles of animes fall out
): omg he's watching that for learning purposes..............
ponies
one piece was REALLY GOOD
don't be mean!!!!
Ellie told her that you watch MLP
It's a real good thing she hasn't figured out it's you yet
oh my GOD DID SHE
traitor.................
Way back on Ajna
Weird guy who likes cartoon poines
Pony-chan
RUDE.............. that's not even a mlp name...
Magnecolt-chan
WOW>>>>>>>>>>>>.............................. this plurk became rude
ldskfa;j
Omg
How much time do u spend working on your ponysona
my little magnet myyyy little magnet
shinjerk :|
;lakjfasdf
ellidict arnold
WOW REALLY STRETCHING IT THERE BUD
wow he's not a jerk
don't you wanna see what he's like when he has a spine
yes actually
shinji pls grow a spine
he has one it's just shrunk
give it time to stretch back
someday shinji and kaworu are gonna be a cute couple
and erik is gonna get cavities
they already are a couple...or at least shinji thought so
yeah they're gross
ok no like a gross couple
because shinji becomes a blushing maiden
not like a... whatever kaworu is doing
they'll be cute though
as long as he doesn't catch them making out....that is if kaworu ever fucking puts out
being a teen boy is a struggle
who knows what kaworu is doing...being moon jesus
or something
erik come give them love advice
wow no....
do you really want his advice
his advice is like
sits down
ok shinji
ur 2 young for this but
if ur gonna do it anyway, use protection and lube
what did i just come back to
oh my god what are we talking about
n-nani erik-san
LMFAO
erik-san is speaking from experience
i wander back in and
this is what happens when u ask erik for advice
his bf didn't use enough lube
i'm crying
u_u
KANFJKWFNWJA
i want ellie and shinji to hang out more and more and for someone to think they're twitter pattering but no they're just being gay sad teens who are impersonating dinosaurs
listen he knows shinji is awk he doesn't think he hasn't gotten to base 1...
excuse kakashi would know to use lube
yo shinji has touched tit erik
okay
and kissed
before he even got 2 cdc
𝕨𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕚𝕟🦌𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕒
was
this when he was becoming 1 with everyone
that doesn't count...
wait
no
shinji 
that doesn't count you fell on her
he accidentally fell on rei naked....and then asuka kissed him and nearly suffocated him
but still he's gotten farther than like
Edward Elric
He's not the biggest loser
DFJSALKJBKLEAJG
so many sad virgins in cdc
in cdc he's kissed kaworu twice...yeah
LMAO cdc is
virgins
and dads
kakashi can be the king of sad virgins
LMFAO
and the only ones who get any are the weird aliens
i was like kakashi can't be a virgin he's a dad and then i was like
...wait....
he could if he were one but he's not
so there
It's true
only aliens are getting laid
very true
Also Erik do you have lube?
someone has condoms don't they
Because if you're going to teach this valuable lesson you better have some
no, he has condoms though
Planning for the future I see
just in case...........
I'm just saying
shinji doesn't know if he wants the talk from eriku-san 
It's going to be a hard sell to kakashi and joel with ONLY condoms
he doesn't... i don't think erik ever got the talk...
he's kind of scary, just a little bit still
LMAO
who else is gonna give it, shinji
don't worry erik, Isshin did already
sort of
joel
he gave like...half the talk
let's make joel do it
joel can give the other half
ok
or...john
joel can give the serious half
john gave him dating advice...
ojii-san you're giving the talk
don't let john give him advice...
LMFAO YEAH
at least he got a chocolate bar after the advice....
wow... LMAO I WAS JUST GONNA SAY i think erik would be more inclined to be like
honestly kakashi would just like..... dump it on sakura
have safe sex, stay in school pats on shoulder here's a lolipop
she's a medic she knows the deal
sakura is fucking terrifying shinji
re: sex
in game
sakura is terrifying..
im not even kidding LMFAO
LMFAO WHAT
WHERE
LINK
LMFDSLG OK...
what did we turn this plurk into.............
it's like................. midnight
a monstrosity
shhhh i love it
isshin.................
this is not approrpiate...
isshin told shinji to get laid once okay
he's always inappropriate
but his heart is in the right place..........
isshin.....................................
he's a good dad...
even if he's ridiculous
jfdsaljfekla sakura
she made shinji feel like an idiot
you're not alone
how was he supposed to know you can't get STDs from holding hands
she gets on kakashi's case all the time he just doesn't give a shit
teach shinji the art of not giving a shit
and he is a grown-ass man
speaking of narutos fucking sasuke scares the shit out of shinji too and he keeps giving shinji relationship advice??????
DLFSMAKLJFEJG
WHY ON EARTH
because sasuke likes kaworu and he's doing it for kaworu
so he's trying to get shinji to man up and be good so kaworu doesn't lose his mind
sasuke has literally 0 room to talk about this
LMFDLSMG
it's hilarious
likei can't deal with it
ino gave love advice too...
all these narutos giving relationship/sex ed talks
Oh my god
Shinji
stop talking to these people
LMFDLSMG help tess...
you poor child
only no don't because you're a scary american woman
Just you know
kill some people in front of him
that should work
kakashi wouldn't even try
tess isn't scary at all
she is absolutely scary
shinji....
this is probably bc u call her obaasan...
pretty sure shinji called her an asshole without...using said word
in the one thread they spoke in
wow he hasn't called her obaasan
not yet
soon...
He was rustled but
I BET HE'S ENJOYING PKN7
she was not being a very nice lady tho
LMFAO HE IS NOT ENJOYING PKN7
HE HATES IT
she was being so mean...
bullying a 4'10 little boy with emotional problems
WELL HE WILL LIKE BEING ALIVE
not really
are u getting bullied in PKN7 too???
probably
actually
It's hard to get to first base when ur dead
probably not so much since
remember that
Captain America is his white knight against bullies
LMFAO
legitimately
it's ok ciel is more fun to make fun of now so
it's true
at least shinji can run without having an asthma attack
and isn't a fat child
Yeah see
fattyhive is going to take some of the pressure off of him
thank god for piehive
Get really buff shinji
then kaworu will kiss you
no...he can't get buff
he's forever 14 tess
b a r a
LMFAOFDS bara cries
Oh right you play rebuild!
You can be a bara 14 year old ask the ninjas
well I play nge! but
kaworu is rebuild
he got spoiled...
Ohhh
I was never sure which things I should consider retroactively canon
and since loops seem to be a thing... 
Gentle tear child
Also I just realized this plurk is nearly 1000 comments long
about lubin up 14 year olds
LMFAOMFDSG
it's true what happened