bastionmods
10 years ago
next part! You can have your character jump in on the thread whenever, if you come in later just have them be arriving at the orchard when you tag in.
latest #293
Gayple
10 years ago
It is a delicate situation, and Ura NPC is not as hearty as the PCs are, so keep that in mind |Db
duck bastard
10 years ago
> Zulf: Have priorities
Magical☆Gurll
10 years ago
LMFAO
立即下載
Floogy
10 years ago
Nuke it from space, it's the only way to be sure-wait I mean...
Magical☆Gurll
10 years ago
I CHOKED ON A CHIP I LAUGHED SO HARD, THANKS ZULF
Magical☆Gurll
10 years ago
"you wild child" it's so fucking true im so gald
duck bastard
10 years ago
GOOD
Floogy
10 years ago
/saw the tag just now L-lol
Magical☆Gurll
10 years ago
STAY RIGHT THE FUCK HERE i just. i appreciate zulf so immensely
duck bastard
10 years ago
at least someone does
Floogy
10 years ago
So Ibuki somehow beat Aoi's donut trees and common sense somehow... how???????
Floogy
10 years ago
skelefriend
10 years ago
Congrats, these children have exceeded Ghaleon's expectations.
skelefriend
10 years ago
Just not in a good way.
Floogy
10 years ago
At least Ibuki's not charging in. She's not even going XD;
skelefriend
10 years ago
Yes.
Magical☆Gurll
10 years ago
inquiry: how giant is giant. like, how far up off the ground is zee
Gayple
10 years ago
'giant' being 'about the size of a full-grown bull'
Gayple
10 years ago
so, standing next to it, its back would probably be just about as high up as most people are tall
Magical☆Gurll
10 years ago
iiiiiiii see
skelefriend
10 years ago
Ah.
Gayple
10 years ago
bulls are big
Gayple
10 years ago
and this one is made of metal
Magical☆Gurll
10 years ago
let's ELECTROCUTE THE BULL god and we're calling AOI ridiculous!!!! pls
Floogy
10 years ago
Zulf is the only sane person there so far now
skelefriend
10 years ago
Look, it's a perfectly viable option in his world. He can't help it if you people are so delicate that you can't take a single lightning strike.
Floogy
10 years ago
We're not working on a turned based battle system with HP and KO statuses here Ghaleon!
Floogy
10 years ago
skelefriend
10 years ago
Please, as if he wouldn't take cutscene power into account.
Floogy
10 years ago
haha
skelefriend
10 years ago
...And considering that it's magical lightning, there's a decent chance it legitimately wouldn't harm Zee because he wasn't targeted.
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
Colin is just going to take his time getting his tools, thank you. :|
Gayple
10 years ago
yes but Vee does not know that
enLIGHTened
10 years ago
Crona can either save the day or tackle the bull
duck bastard
10 years ago
GUYS WORK FAST
go тo вread
10 years ago
Sob
enLIGHTened
10 years ago
As soon as I get home I'll tag Crona doing lots of things
enLIGHTened
10 years ago
i... think crona can actually kill it
enLIGHTened
10 years ago
right now im just going to have crona try and cut the rope
enLIGHTened
10 years ago
but basically if crona and ragnarok can flood the bull with black blood, then solidify it, that should kill it
enLIGHTened
10 years ago
for a given value of "kill"
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
/cracks up
skelefriend
10 years ago
Yes, good.
Gayple
10 years ago
it would certainly make it stop moving
go тo вread
10 years ago
yaaay
skelefriend
10 years ago
\o/
go тo вread
10 years ago
\o/
Floogy
10 years ago
hurray!
duck bastard
10 years ago
That went better than expected!
Floogy
10 years ago
so it has a core? o:
enLIGHTened
10 years ago
i didn't think cores were magic
enLIGHTened
10 years ago
if they are then i have been playing crona wrong because there's no way that crona would be okay with the bastion being powered by magic
duck bastard
10 years ago
well there's one way to find out
Floogy
10 years ago
oh gosh
Floogy
10 years ago
I've played Bastion but I honestly don't know either whether the core/monument are magic at all or not XD;
Floogy
10 years ago
it's been awhile since i played the game
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
Well, that...
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
And there's the fact that the Pyth Statue just happened to be possessed by the will of a god a few months back. :-D
enLIGHTened
10 years ago
colin what did you do
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
Colin didn't do nothing! It was during the festival, remember?
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
When Raile and his bull-buddy had the knock-down drag out in the ring?
enLIGHTened
10 years ago
it was totally colin's fault
duck bastard
10 years ago
Zulf just thinks y'all need to stop pissing off pyth
duck bastard
10 years ago
ura kids, colin, everyone
duck bastard
10 years ago
pls stop
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
Well, that's pretty much the OPPOSITE of Colin's plan when he gets there, so... Good Luck, Zulf. :-D
Magical☆Gurll
10 years ago
"wow this all went way better than we expected i—oh no" "what" "colin"
duck bastard
10 years ago
other leading cause of zulf's pipe addiction: colin
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
/snickers!
duck bastard
10 years ago
there are times when zulf almost comes close to genuinely appreciating Colin
Gayple
10 years ago
details! \o/
duck bastard
10 years ago
and then colin is colin
Gayple
10 years ago
(also, it's supposed to be running like an overclocked PC, imagine it like that)
Gayple
10 years ago
(tech things written by a non-tech person)
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
You laugh. But if the bull is unhappy when Colin gets there, he's going to have words for it.
Magical☆Gurll
10 years ago
but on the bright side did you see zia nailing colin in the fucking head with a soccer ball. zulf ought to appreciate that
duck bastard
10 years ago
Zulf does appreciate that, that's why you're one of his favorite children Zia
Magical☆Gurll
10 years ago
LMAO
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
(And if the bull is handled, Colin won't see any reason to aggravate it. He knows better than to throw gas on a fire.)
skelefriend
10 years ago
Hahaha, yes, good
Floogy
10 years ago
... if given gas, Ibuki will throw it on a fire if convenient.
Floogy
10 years ago
(I mean that literally)
go тo вread
10 years ago
god dammit ibuki
Floogy
10 years ago
naw seriously, in island mode if you suggest searching the army base for fuel, she wants to go make a fire with it.
Floogy
10 years ago
(a campfire. She's not an arsonist)
enLIGHTened
10 years ago
crona is too op for this quest
skelefriend
10 years ago
Just a bit.
Gayple
10 years ago
It's not done yet :3c
Gayple
10 years ago
You will have to wait until 9 to see tho
Floogy
10 years ago
w-what timezone? XD;
skelefriend
10 years ago
And then Ghaleon just kinda takes Zee and leaves everyone else to fend for themselves. You guys totally got this, and he's got a patient to see to. (LOL)
Gayple says
10 years ago
Est, tho now you have to wait until 10
enLIGHTened
10 years ago
oh no im gonna be asleep
Gayple says
10 years ago
And good idea, saving the npc
Gayple says
10 years ago
Oh sorry D: I am running an errand
Gayple
10 years ago
there
duck bastard
10 years ago
WELL THEN
Magical☆Gurll
10 years ago
mmm whatcha saaayyyy
Floogy
10 years ago
what a pythy. I mean pity.
go тo вread
10 years ago
... Ryu is suddenly super glad he doesn't have a weakness to anything but cold
skelefriend
10 years ago
Whoof, that sounds painful
Gayple
10 years ago
I actually researched it, and they probably won't die from it if they are hearty enough|Db
Gayple
10 years ago
there is a small range of amps where you insta-die. Below that, and it just stings. Above that, and it really hurts but it apparently doesn't kill you?
Gayple
10 years ago
I do not fully understand it, but apparently it is a thing
skelefriend
10 years ago
Electricity is an odd thing.
Gayple
10 years ago
it really is
go тo вread
10 years ago
I think it has to do with disrupting the heart.
go тo вread
10 years ago
but I don't know too many of the details, I barely passed intro to electronic circuits
skelefriend
10 years ago
I suppose it does kinda make sense since the nervous system is run on electrical charges.
go тo вread
10 years ago
yep
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
Electricity is not a very pleasant force to mess around with. :-D
skelefriend
10 years ago
Nope.
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
/debates bringing Colin in now that he's back home, may wait just a moment or two longer. Doesn't wanna rain on Crona's run, or intrude on the reaction tags.
Gayple
10 years ago
Colin can jump in when they get back to the Bastion?
Gayple
10 years ago
there will be a thread for that
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
Also possible. Though, he's going to want to check the Pythbot. XD Whether it's destroyed or not.
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
Oh no Crona.
duck bastard
10 years ago
...So Colin, want to jump in now 8U
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
Yeeeeeeeah, that might be a good idea? XD
Magical☆Gurll
10 years ago
aoi has the Healing Hands ability so i can send her on minor medical assistance duty but even with that yeah, probably a good time for a colin
enLIGHTened
10 years ago
crona needs some help here
Magical☆Gurll
10 years ago
SHE'S COMING SHE'S COMING
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
XD you wanna have Aoi rush in first, or you want Colin to leap in to distract bull boy first?
enLIGHTened
10 years ago
well thankfully the bull is down and in pieces
Magical☆Gurll
10 years ago
i am halfway through an aoi tag already so if i could just have ooone minute to throw that in that'd be rad
Guardian Bear J is
10 years ago
the bull in pieces? The way I read it, it's badly damaged, but still intact.
enLIGHTened
10 years ago
ragnarok jammed all the gears and things, but i guess it's time for word of mod
enLIGHTened
10 years ago
since ragnarok's a puddle right now
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
/nodnods.
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
Yeah, from what I remember of Bastion, there weren't many external moving pieces on a bull... so lots of room for internal damage, but not so much possibility of it falling apart.
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
... Until it goes boom. Which would be bad next to the wounded.
go тo вread
10 years ago
Ryu can heal a little in hybrid form...
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
/pets Ryu and Aoi. Get Crona up you two.
Magical☆Gurll
10 years ago
OK THERE'S AOI she can go deal with ryu too once she isn't busy being totally sure crona is about to fuckin perish
go тo вread
10 years ago
I'm on a phone. 8(
skelefriend
10 years ago
Good job guys. The moment Ghaleon leaves to take care of one injured person, now there are more.
go тo вread
10 years ago
There.
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
This is what you get, Ghaleon. You should have known.
Magical☆Gurll
10 years ago
yeah ghaleon idk what you expected, honestly
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
/hanging back from a tag until he knows where Colin needs to body slam several tons of metal away from the wounded, or just run in to help with the wounded.
skelefriend
10 years ago
Apparently he expected things not to go horribly wrong immediately.
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
Ghaleon.
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
Say it with me.
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
NEVER SPLIT THE PARTY.
Magical☆Gurll
10 years ago
CLERICS IN THE BACK, GHALEON, COME ON
Floogy
10 years ago
But the party already was split
skelefriend
10 years ago
It was.
Floogy
10 years ago
It's always split
Floogy
10 years ago
XD;
skelefriend
10 years ago
The party never stays together on these missions.
skelefriend
10 years ago
this is why Ghaleon is a cynic; every time he tries to be optimistic, things go wrong
Magical☆Gurll
10 years ago
he has chosen the wrong group to be optimistic with.
... I am severely tempted to out Moon as a shifter by sudden arrival-
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
Moon and Colin are the cavalry? XD
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
/approves of this
Moon could carry one other person, shifted, but IDK how heavy Colin is
skelefriend
10 years ago
Yes, this is a good idea
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
Colin's light... but neither would he need to be carried. XD Colin's deceptively fast. ... Plus, he plans to show off what high gravity workouts are good for.
XD Okay then Moon will just fly as fast as he can which is fast, because consorts
Gayple
10 years ago
yes hi I am here
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
NGL, I'm also curious how to get all of Ragnarok back into Crona. XD I have this mental image of them having to call Alucard to suck up Ragnarok and reguritate him into Crona.
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
:-D
Gayple
10 years ago
yeah Crona fried the bull, it's not getting up anymore. But exploding is a thing that could still happen
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
:-D Even better.
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
Wanna have Moon get there first, RadiantWingedOne? I'm getting ready to do my end-of-day errands.
Gayple
10 years ago
also added one last bit too
Gayple
10 years ago
so incoming people, choices to be made
Gayple
10 years ago
(and people already there obviously)
... oh rude
Gayple
10 years ago
:3
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
/cackles!!
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
I can't wait to have Colin tag this one. :3 Engineer genius is gonna talk to the gods.
Magical☆Gurll
10 years ago
someone would have to suggest to aoi "hey, maybe we should get the fuck out of here" tbh because she is very one track minded and very very focused on "NO DYING!!! PLEASE DON'T DIE CRONA, NO DYING ALLOWED"
.... there are too many people for moon to move. so he might do that
sparking is why he wouldn't go after the bull
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
Very smart, Moon. :-D
Magical☆Gurll
10 years ago
aoi is totally capable of scooping someone up and carrying them the fuck outta there princess-style if necessary btw, she's an ATHLETE, she's TOUGH
XD she can take Crona from Moon if she wants-
he figures GET MOVING NOW, we can sort out people later-
Magical☆Gurll
10 years ago
NAH THAT'S GOOD as long as crona's outta there ouob
/thumbs up
skelefriend
10 years ago
jchaos: asdfjkl; I think that is the one instance Alucard would actually take some convincing to eat something. XD;
enLIGHTened
10 years ago
Pls don't eat Ragnarok
skelefriend
10 years ago
He'd rather not eat Ragnarok. He doesn't know what Ragnarok is made of.
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
/cackles
enLIGHTened
10 years ago
Pls don't eat Ragnarok
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
/cracks his knuckles.
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
Okay Colin... let's work our magic.
duck bastard
10 years ago
everyone set now? I've been waiting to toss in Zulf but it's been sorta crazy ha ha
Gayple
10 years ago
go for it
Gayple
10 years ago
also, lol Colin praying
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
Not only praying, asking Zulf to HELP. :-D
duck bastard
10 years ago
I'm probably going overboard with prayer bullshit
duck bastard
10 years ago
but
duck bastard
10 years ago
y'all
duck bastard
10 years ago
I don't think you understand how much I adore fucking Pantheon bullshit
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
:-D I approve mightily. I DIG pantheon bullshit.
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
And Colin isn't as anti-religious as he comes off. He just prefers everyone keeps from screwing everyone else over.
Magical☆Gurll
10 years ago
DISREGARD THAT I ACTUALLY READ THINGS 8'|
duck bastard
10 years ago
THERE enjoy all my prayer spam
duck bastard
10 years ago
Colin he's only saying nice things about you because he still doesn't know/has forgotten that you know Ura 8U
duck bastard
10 years ago
enjoy that
duck bastard
10 years ago
(I have a headache so I can't remember which it is whee)
go тo вread
10 years ago
SORRY I had choir practice today.
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
He hasn't revealed it. ^_^
duck bastard
10 years ago
perfect
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
Colin will mock the gods to Hell and back if he has to... but if you break something belonging to a god, he will be PISSED.
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
And, y'know... not wanting to fall victim to godly wrath. XD
duck bastard
10 years ago
amazing
go тo вread
10 years ago
Enjoy that parting help, Colin.
Magical☆Gurll
10 years ago
godDAMN it ryu aoi is TRYING to get you out of there!!!
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
XD Colin appreciates the help, Ryu.
go тo вread
10 years ago
HE'S TRYING TO HELP
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
He's also going to bop you on the head when everything is said and done, if he lives. :-D
go тo вread
10 years ago
HE'S TRYING TO HELP
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
And Colin appreciates it. He just wants you to be safe.
go тo вread
10 years ago
sldkfsd plurk y u send twice
go тo вread
10 years ago
also yeah
go тo вread
10 years ago
don't die colin :<
go тo вread
10 years ago
(az would cry)
go тo вread
10 years ago
(so would ryu)
go тo вread
10 years ago
also he's... had worse... i think...
go тo вread
10 years ago
he's not endgame tough but still!
Floogy
10 years ago
Ibuki would cry too
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
Don't worry.
Floogy
10 years ago
You don't want Ibuki to cry do you
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
As he always does...
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
Colin is cheating hard. :-D
Floogy
10 years ago
XD
go тo вread
10 years ago
cheating death with colin starfury, phd
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
Cheating EVERYTHING with Colin Starfury: A correspondence course.
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
/wanders off to take a quick nap before dinner, will be back later.
go тo вread
10 years ago
pretty much
Gayple
10 years ago
And there you go!
go тo вread
10 years ago
yaaaaay
duck bastard
10 years ago
no one's dead
go тo вread
10 years ago
(yet)
enLIGHTened
10 years ago
aw yeah we are victorious
Gayple
10 years ago
well
Gayple
10 years ago
a few of them need medical attention
Gayple
10 years ago
1 concussion, 2 electrocutions, 1 severe blood loss
enLIGHTened
10 years ago
crona is a mess. oops
enLIGHTened
10 years ago
crona's a mess and ragnarok's splattered across the skyway
Gayple
10 years ago
puddles of ragnarok errywhere
Goggs
10 years ago
Eh, it's not the end of the world
Goggs
10 years ago
duck bastard
10 years ago
well that's because it already happened
Magical☆Gurll
10 years ago
'EEEYYYYY
Floogy
10 years ago
Gayple
10 years ago
eyoooo
go тo вread
10 years ago
does someone have a bottle they can put ragnarok in
go тo вread
10 years ago
how does meister work
Gayple
10 years ago
absorbhim with a mop
go тo вread
10 years ago
but ryu should be able to recover... pretty quickly. JRPG protag for the win?
get a towel or something?
enLIGHTened
10 years ago
ilu all
skelefriend
10 years ago
Maybe a vaccuum would work better? :|a
skelefriend
10 years ago
Because while you would get some dirt that way, you also wouldn't miss as much of Ragnarok as with a mop or towel since there are bits of him everywhere.
duck bastard
10 years ago
yo man have you seen that bounty commercial
duck bastard
10 years ago
absorbs way more than the regular brand
Magical☆Gurll
10 years ago
important: how tall is moon. aoi has a jacket but also aoi is tiny and as such, so is her jacket
skelefriend
10 years ago
Tall.
Magical☆Gurll
10 years ago
specific & helpful, thank you
there.. is no specifics, sadly XD
he meant for crona XD XD
Magical☆Gurll
10 years ago
...LMAO
HE IS BUILT FOR FLYING, ITS NOT HIM HE'S WORRIED ABOUT
Magical☆Gurll
10 years ago
RIGHT. RIIIIGHT
he can give her a "wait i failed words" look in a moment.
Magical☆Gurll
10 years ago
this is why i only play oblivious characters
Magical☆Gurll
10 years ago
i could not play anyone smart. look at me
enLIGHTened
10 years ago
oh help if crona woke up and aoi's jacket was there... crona you useless lesbian
UH, i've been writing him as ~6foot normal, and he gets taller and bigger when he's shifted...
Magical☆Gurll
10 years ago
omg... omg...... crona honey
Magical☆Gurll
10 years ago
it probably smells like sweat and chlorine don't get too excited
go тo вread
10 years ago
Ryu is like... 5'5" but probably like 5'8" now for reference
he.. might be between seven and eight. he's occasionally "a pace or two" taller than some races, and.. that means not much, because paces aren't a stable measurement even on earth
enLIGHTened
10 years ago
crona would just like, faceplant into aoi's jacket
Magical☆Gurll
10 years ago
oh my god. ohhhh my god crona
Magical☆Gurll
10 years ago
sweetie
enLIGHTened
10 years ago
someone stop this child before they get too attached to someone who's already taken
skelefriend
10 years ago
Oh Crona... /pets
Magical☆Gurll
10 years ago
ok but on the note of crona you useless lesbian: they were in aoi's lap for all of like five seconds before moon just took 'em and ran. nobody tell crona they might break in half
enLIGHTened
10 years ago
Crona would cry
skelefriend
10 years ago
Poor Crona.
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
XD Colin is going to scrape up Ragnarok too
Guardian Bear J
10 years ago
/pets Crona
back to top