LMAO... i was just crying to ciara about ellie... i love her.

kaworu hurts me on a deep spiritual level

i'm not ready

what a coincidence... ellie hurts me...

you have been on the loose for like 5 minutes

i don't know how this happens

the only not soul crushing thread i have is with sasuke

and it's sasuke being a high expectations asian brother

I AM SO SORRY

LMAO i was like oh a thread with ellie! cute friend time! INSTANTLY, SADNESS

but i'm a masochist, so it's really good...

lmao he is the high expectations asian brother...

he really is!! like jeeze sasuke

ellie is just

gonna start looking for people who need a good scolding

and send them to sasuke for disapproving looks

XD

ellie ): you're so cute

we need stills of sasuke's unimpressed face

that get uploaded into the system

those are like 90% of his stills...

and any time a recruit does a dumb sasuke's unhappy face shows up

and looks at you

lol

but jesus between bunny leaking feels at her and erik being an actual mom and kaworu being sad as hell i just

hands in the air

LMAO... KAWORU IS JOYFUL, I SWEAR, he's just also an eva character. it can't be helped.

sodapoppet I hate this what even happened

LMFAO I'M... I ...

WHY ARE ALL YOU LILIN SO NICE TO HIM

THIS IS SO HORRIBLE

erik telling him he's not a horror... sasuke being openly concerned for his emotional health... ellie TELLING HIM IT'S OKAY TO BE SCARED... YOU GUYS ARE WRECKING HIM

lays down and dies

settles down next to you and also dies

Ellie are you wrecking this small angel's life???

she is doing exactly that

How did this happen

The Ellie Effect

kaworu is the one giving everyone spiritual peptalks! !!!!

oh my god

LMAO yeah he's a hypocrite cos he'll stay this stuff to everyone, but the minute anyone does it to him...

dies

he's like ????????????

*say this stuff etc

cow roo you brought this on yourself

tsks gently

you kids need to hug and watch disney shows

That's basically what they're doing?

Except it's holding hands instead of hugging

And meditating on the inevitable death of the world instead of Disney movies

Ok that's the OBVIOUS

OPPOSITE

of nice friendly happy times ok

protect these children

(from their own canons)

ELLIE. aaaaggggghhhhhhhhhh

HAJHJ FUCK

THAT EMOTE

it's me irl

HOLDS YOUR FACE I'M SORRY

i wasn't expecting this

i really wasn't

it's just, like... he spent lifetimes knowing that humankind hated him, so he's like NOT USED TO THIS... and it breaks my heart LMFAO ashafjhdfhh hhhh

stupid nerd children i just can't throws hands in the air

ellie has really struggled with kaworu

HOLDS... ELLIE...

because he's just so??? weird??? and not at all what she's used to people being like?

LMAO yeah...

like she's met some weird people but kaworu is like mega hippie stoner weird

the truest apocalyptic stoner

but she's come to think that part of that is probably because he isn't human. or if he is, then, it's an experience that's totally unlike her own. so she's learned that understanding him is

a matter of reading the spaces between sentences, not the sentences themselves

she's a good smart girl ;-;

likewise, he's not used to interacting with teenagers... he's known a few, but only in passing, and shinji isn't exactly the greatest... mark... for how teenagers usually are LMAO

he's spent most of his life around scheming old men, so he doesn't know what it is to really interact with someone close to his physical age

i think it kindof works in their favor? because idk what you know of her canon, but kids aren't really a ~thing~ where ellie is from, and even in the military school, she

didn't really fit in, and was always struggling with the balance of defiance and loneliness that came with that experience

and then coming to understand that she's the single human being that can't get infected by this disease that has wiped out more than half the world, including the girl she loved

THE ELLIE EFFECT... IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW

been an exceptionally isolating experience. and when she looks at kaworu through that lens it helps her make better sense of him

looking at it from either of them, it's terrible that they've found anyone to relate to for the simple fact that it's terrible anyone's had to go through anything like that -- but it's also a boon, i think,

that they can find that sense of familiarity in each other

the isolation, alienation

exactly

I'M SO CRY

and coming to understand that kaworu is living for shinji's sake, and to protect him translates to her, because ellie is living solely to reach the fireflies and solely

so that whatever happened to her can be used to make a cure. so that everything she's gone through will mean something.

likewise, kaworu would deeply understand living for one singular goal -- like... yes, he wants to make shinji happy for shinji's sake, but also, if he gives up, like... everything he's gone through will have

been for nothing, and that would just cause unfathomable despair.

yes yes this for a thousand years

wails about these babies

;_; my....heart

if i ever canon update her, WHICH I HAVE CONSIDERED

w-wheezes

i'm telling you now that i reserve the right to disgusting kaworu threads about the meaninglessness of it all

ABSOLUTELY ...

joins you in sad teenager hell

THE SADDEST, DUMBEST TEENAGERS.

shinji will sit there

looking between the two

frettting

while kaworu casually keeps secrets about the gravity of what he's experienced from shinji

betraying his heart

like shinji would be okay with knowing about loops

he has enough of a guilt complex already

he sorta does

just a little

but nowhere near the full extent

yeah, a couple of people in cdc know a vague, like, "i've done this more than once" type deal from kaworu, but

loops...

shinji just thinks they were re-incarnated

HA

can you blame him

i mean youfucking died kaworu

drops qworu and apps from NGE2

no

wow

LMAO... drools groundhog day all over your plurk

no

it's been a sad gay eva night

ciara, that emote makes me laugh every time.

battoraaaaaaa

LMFODSG me too

UOOOAHH BEATORICHEEEE

LMKAFDLKL;FD

always sad gay eva nights tbh

I need to tag ellie back...

I love ellie...

tag her back.

i know

I want...Shinji to open up to ellie about his big gay feelings

oh my god you guys calm down you can keep doing your homo

pls use my plurk as you see fit

u_u

big gay feelings...LMAO

65

that was a cat, oh my god.

forgive me

LMFDS

i want it tho

Isshin told him it's ok 2 b gay but

it'd be nice to have a peer reassure him it's coo

one that also has the feels

poor shin-chan's cultural expectations of what a man should be.

"let's go on a date" "but we're both guys " (gets disappointed when it's not really a date)

LMFAO

YEAH BC YOU FUCKING INVITED THE WHOLE SHIP

LMFAO I MEANT

KAJI-SAN

OH

LAKSJH

HJKHAA

MFAFODS YEAH

FUCK

LMFKDALL;

CRIES A LIL

he was disappointed...

which makes me laugh

CRIES SO MUCH

ellie is like

cradles you

10x more manly than shinji

well look what happened when shinji tried to be ~manly~ with leliel... that went over real well

...yeah

TESTOSTERONE! (gets sucked into another dimension)

basically

kid fucking makes everyone bentos

literally wife-chan

she'll be the husbando for both of you it's okay guys she's got this

it's so true

if ellie and shinji played house she'd wear a tie and a cute vest and shit and he'd be in an apron

cooking

gets wrangled into doing 95% of all household chores

fuck i have this cowroo tagback in my inbox and i haven't read it yet and i'm just

sweats

NO P E

THROWS COMPUTER OUT WINDOW

THANKS SATAN

no come back

i want shinji and ellie to hold hands

but shinji will end up getting embarrassed

like a nerd

and get sweaty palms

well as long as you don't pull an asuka i think we'll be ok

reassurring pat on shoulder

LMFDS he'll never

cries

LMAO every eva character has something they'll never live down

that is shinji's

it hasnt happened yet go away

it's okay, i get cat jokes even though i'm not playing karl.

yeah but

that happened already

hdu

YEAH BUT... IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO... cries...

LMFDS