Coworker (the one I brought on), working remote: "I am going to take a lunch. Be back in an hour." As I am the only coverage now, I stay near my desk. 55 minutes later. "Oh, by the way, I am still here."
He was working an issue that came up, but didn't bother to mention it until 55 minutes later. Typical of this person's behavior, sadly. My other co-worker and I have started to call him Kanye, because he never