My last name is Mitchell, and my middle name is gross and terrible

Emily "gross and terrible" Mitchell

no but for real it's an old lady middle name so I pretend it doesn't exist.

what is it tell me

guess

Ethel

Dorothy

so close

Martha

almost there

I'm out of old lady names

Margaret

no you suck none were even close

I hope it's not marie bc that would be one of the combos I have on the list for the spawn and I don't want u to ruin it

wait so your child is gonna be emily marie

it's like your naming your child after a ship of us

you're like those people who name their dogs destiel and sabriel

but worse because it's a baby and it's me

I like old lady names tho

Is it Agnes?

it's not agnes, agnes is terrible

agnes is worse than my name

haha I know an Emily Agnes

I'm sorry for emily agnes

well now i can't emmy i have no girls names yet don't ruin my only option

Samantha? there's not many samanthas anymore

Marion

if it's Flora I'm going to laugh

Leonora's an old one too

Agatha

Meryl

Melinda

Betsy is too cruel

AND I FOR ONE AM SHOCKED

I was told your name is Emmy Nine. What is real and what is fake my world is ruined

Pearl?

Or Violet

wow everyone come on in and guess

you're all wrong and terrible guessers

I'll give you a hint. it starts with E

Eleanor?

Elizabeth?

Esther

Elaine?

I bet it's not even an old lady name.

swanning: you WIN

it's Elaine

you win the prize

well done

Elaine's a nice enough name though

it's literally my grandmother's name

and Emily Elaine sounds pretty

Yeah I was gonna say all the Elaines I know are in their 20s/30s

emily elaine

e. e. mitchell

yes emily elaine. so marie you can still use emily marie for your offspring

but thank u all for supporting my old lady name

that's nowhere near as old lady as I was expecting I'm almost disappointed bro

bro it doesn't get much older than being my memaw's name

/names my next child Patricia Elaine

You just said memaw.

yes she is my memaw

I am from the south

FiendishFanfares: please do omg

ahahahha

(good thing my uterus is closed up for business lmao)

alas and forsooth patricia elaine will never be

probably for the better