[the 100] in an hour and a half this will be a liveplurk... https://31.media.tumblr.com/ea989499e7912a88a65a4a8a6d306086/tumblr_neym48NPH31rtvheio1_250.gif
sob I want to get off work so I can watch this shiz, all ya'll plurking about it is tearing me up
precious beautiful wick and raven better be okay
I saw the dON'T TOUCH HER gifs
I'm already braced for pain
do clarke and bellamy reunite finally??? please???
pls
or octavia and bellamy???
can it be time to go home yet
all these answers and more when u tune in
in 60 fucking years
u r gonna cry
o great
can't wait to shed horrible tears of pain
i cried 45 mins straight
still kind of crying
oh my god
maybe ready to throw up
not sure which
nooooooo
who dies does someone die
yes
oh fuck
get the fuck out oh nooo
rofl
are you laughing because you know something
I feel like you are
i'm laughing and i do know things i'm not sure if there's a causal relationship precisely
lmfao lmfao
comforting
very comforting
Updates my plurk display pic in preparation 
people with flowers in their hair always make things better right
especially attractive sassy people
AIGHT HERE WE GO LOADING THIS SHIT UP RN
previously, on the everyone's sad and should just have sex with each other
rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby
rock the boat, don't tip the boat over
ahab ahahaha
murphy continues to be the best character on the show
second only to this octopus apparently
murphy is the realist person
what the fuck was that
row your own damn boat jaha
it's a giant... leech....
wow you crazy motherfucker
didn't you used to be jaha h. christ moses or whatever
now you're fuckin
pushin people into leach water
warrior clarketavia
clarke you are fuckin trippin balls
everyone givin clarke shit
guys she's fuckin 17 how is she supposed to run postapocalyptic everything
like cut her a fuckin break man she barely learned algebra now she's running goddamn humanity cool your jets
bELLAMY
huggin octavia, but giving clarke dat eyeball
ay gurl
u lookin fly, missed u boo
the jasper monty doublehug awww
dishonor on her, on her cow
fuck yeah indra you beautiful badass
cage you're not hip with the kids
you don't bounce a fucking soccer ball
knocked ur dad the fuck out
wICK
no take me don't take her I volunteer as tribute
I fucking love him so much c
bit that fuckin dudes throat clean out wow fuck yeah girl power, vampire power, zombie power??
jaysus
you don't have to strong arm him bell he's like a billion years old
the city of light is a lighthouse, how anticlimactic
just u wait
smart, murph. jaha will get you killed by sacrificing u for the greater himself
sick of ur shit jaha
o she'll do it
I feel so satisfied that cage had to listen to his dad die
oh you're asking for it
fucking with mama griffin
kane as always trying to be the voice of reason
o maya
you're gonna die aren't you
that looked like a goodbye kiss
...is that a tv remote beside murph
is that werewolves of london?????
that's fucking great
...that's the coolest effin bunker
lmfao he's fucking jammin
I love murph so much
jesus christ octavia you are so fUCKING HOT AND BADASS
that was flawlessly executed jesus christ
Octavia's such a fucking BAMF
I know man
do it clarke baby I know it sucks but you have no choice
yeah octavia's black widow moment was pretty neat
they'll blow the door, take you and bells and monty, stuff you in with your crew and murder you all. it's all your people or all their people there's no other choice
pull the lever
pull the lever kronk
THE OTHER LEVER
WRONG LEVERRRRR
ahahahaha
but why do they even have that lever
ok but for srs pull that bitch
ur sister bells ya
ur sister ur responsibility
sob
together oh sweet christ
it's always been u 2 in it together
aw god
my heart
oh maya
jasper they would've shot you before you came within a foot of him
wick picking up his lady like "don't even fuckin come near us right now"
a bajillion percent done
but is kane bellamy's dad or octavias though
...wow cage just yell into the fuckin woods
wait kane is one of their dads?
you just escaped a facility full of people who want to kill you into a forrest full of people who want to kill you
well, it's a popular fan theory, and I think it may have been in the books? but I'm not positive. I am positive, however, that they have different dads.
ahh
and their mom slept around quite a lot to get what she needed to get
so
it's pretty likely in my opinion, but that's fannon until proven otherwise u kno
...you got this lincoln
lincoln totally got this
YOU FORGOT TO PING ME BY THE WAY
oh god damn hell yeah fuckin cut his damn hand off and shot him in the neck with it that's what I'm talking about, u get it boy
i would've been here a billion percent earlier
oh burn
✫ғᴜsᴛєʀᴄʟᴜᴄᴋ
was
I SUPPOSED TO PING YOU??
did you tell me to ping you
YES YOU WERE
what
i did
you said you were gonna watch it and i said absolutely ping me when you do
I totally didn't read that my b
I ignored everything and devoted all my attention to the thing woops
are kane and abby gonna bang
I feel like they should
people are pairing off like the flood's coming
lMFAO bellamy's standing morosely to the side gazing mournfully into the distance with his white shirt as knocking on heaven's door plays
at the end of the ep
abby and kane, harper and monty (well i guess endgame is monty and his sweater)
the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time tbh
raven and wick - well i guess they never unpaired
jasper and his goggles
meanwhile bellamy's staring mournfully at his other half
which he proceeds to turn over and use as a bowl for all his tears
but she ain't pairing up with him
she kissed his cheek and ran off to find that ass she wanted to tap
finally gets the nerve to ask her for a drink
and she leaves the whole fucking camp
"...you could've just said no"
oh my god he's begging her to come in with that quiver in his voice like it's tearing me up
IT HURTS
he forgave her 
sob yeah that scene ;;
i wanted him to turn to camp, sigh, and run after her bUT NO
the heartbreak in his voice
this ship sails straight into the fucking rocks
this ship sails into a coral fucking reef
this ship sails into a fucking iceberg
if they don't get back together in the end of s3 i might quit
i can't wait til she runs into lexa tho
like
titanic ship 
"so i wiped out the whole fucking mountain"
"me and two dudes and NO WEAPONS"
how's that for following ur heart
suck it ex girl
"you pussies"
meanwhile, in murphy land
spinny chairs and booze and dehydrated MREs
lmFAO he's just
meanwhile in murphy land
he now owns six harleys
murphy: 
wow this guy looks suicidal
wow this guy looks suicidal
i'm not sure if he grasps what a sex god this makes him 100 years too late
just
cool story bro
oh shit man you're not supposed to actually shoot
2real
city of lights more like large house of dimness
harshing my vibe
you're not goddamn alice jaha shut your fucking facehole
...well this bitch is creepy
oh hey it's smarthouse, i remember that movie, it had that kid from the luck of the irish
and got an n'sync song stuck in my head for an actual decade
n'sync managed to do that all by themselves tho
wellp
it's gonna be a long summer break
ok but
mid-finale raven and finale wick in the same game
whoever is the first character to update to the finale is going to have a super awkward time
just looking at everyone else in the cast like 'shit you guys'
it's wick
way ahead of the game
also can i just point out that half of them don't even know finn's dead yet
oh man that's right
hahahaha
oh man if wick gets in and nobody else knows anything he's just going to
sERIOUSLY YOU GUYS??
SO MUCH STUFF HAPPENS AND I
IT'S SO BAD LIKE
HOW DOES NOBODY
RAVEN PLS
everything's awful guys like it's super bad for real can we idk do some timeline changing like what's the rule on time travel here because like jesus christ ya'll
someone take some post-it notes and carry them in your ass at all times to remind you when you go home to do something about this shit b/c my girlfriend bit someone's throat out and there were spinal taps...
raven will want him to tell her EVERYTHING
if he does she might let him slide on that 'girlfriend' comment
once
if he doesn't, they gonna exchange a few words
oh he'll tell her everything. like in tl;dr nonstop mouth running mode with bonus director commentary
because everything is terrible and can they do something about that ?????
thank
this is why she likes u wick
ur alright too reyes
please skimp on the sex deets though because she has to wrap her head around that one
and that's a multi-day process
yeah no he'll... flavor that a little
"we had sex and by the way it was great you were super into it afterward"
oh my g-
"nothing terrible to report there AT ALL so just keep that in mind but anyway so like everyone dies"
this is gonna be so fun i can't even
I'm so pumped
also
wick: someone who is not afraid to haul her sorry ass out of engineering if she tries to pull a triple double
I love playing smartass characters that won't shut up, he's like verbally anti-bellamy it's so refreshing, I get to snark everything and that pleases me deeply
jasper's just like um hey so raven maybe sleep would be a good- no?? i mean if you're sure
you bet your ass he will reyes go take a freaking nap, you make him tired just looking at you plus you need a shower
she smells better than you do
um untrue?? he smells like fresh flowers and mental aptitude
go build a brace
she smells like engine grease and workahol??
why so she can NOT WEAR IT?
exactly why
wear his damn brace
she might use it as an example in her how not to build shit classes
it's like wearing ur boyfriend's letterman jacket but for people who are smart and make things that are actually useful
which she doesn't teach yet but she will if he builds her a brace to teach with
.....man and one day her brace is just gonna get wrecked
and he doesn't have to say a single fuckin word
tHAT BRACE IS FREAKING ELEGANT AND SHE KNOWS IT, it's practically damn indestructible
she's just "get out" when he walks in and he doesn't even have to say anything
like he built the fort knox of braces with easy removal systems specifically because of the lifestyle she lives that brace anticipates her needs it's function over fashion when will she learn
she didn't even tell him her brace broke
she just knows his smug ass knows
he's just gonna cross his arms and lift an eyebrow at her like
"u gonna wear it now or are u gonna keep being stupid for no reason??"
and from stupidly close range bc that's how they do, she just
"did i wear it when i was your gf"
"then why the hell do you think i'd wear it now"
"i'd literally only wear that piece of shit to boost your self-esteem NOT THAT IT NEEDS BOOSTING"
"jokes on you technically you're not my girlfriend so maybe I didn't think this through before I started saying it and now I look sad but the point is you're being stubborn and irrational"
"and you're welcome to file a complaint with PR" /shifts the cube of flesh over to the table in front of him
"I'm a damn engineer, I engineer things. I designed that brace flawlessly for you, it's the god damn holy grail of braces why don't you just wear it" he is just tearing his hair out over that jfc whyyyyy
"...wait nevermind your stupid useless not-mine brace, what the hell is that " and then he'll spend the next 6 hours poking at a fleshcube
don't mind her, thinking of a more complicated way to say "because you don't get to win"
oh my god
him and QB ("cubie")
fast pals
hA
the mascot of engineering
it's ticklish
the closest thing he's gotten to her giving him her vagina since he boarded the TQ
meatflesh cube
i feel like her giving him a handshake is closer to giving him vag than meatflesh cube
meatflesh cube is like making him think he's getting vagina then whipping out a massive dick
a ticklish one
if you're not getting any, a ticklish dick starts to sound not-half-bad
but no for real that's disgusting
and he loves it.
good because so does she??
she may have drawn a face on it just so it's not like "which end is this, am i staring at the ass, it's a mystery"
even though there's no way to tell the face isn't on the ass
it's okay he thinks with most people the face and the ass are the same place so
it fits right in
i wonder if there's
a space human centipede in the video library
i feel like that's something the public should be made aware of if so
do you know how hard he would popcorn.gif at the human centipede
so hard
new favorite movie??
yes
and raven is just
constantly like WHY at the screen
out loud
and he just
grinning for days like
just laughing but also horrified
don't question it
just bask in it
accept it as reality
this is actually happening
this is the greatest thing I've ever seen
somehow it's established that if horrorship ever takes a hint, he sure as HELL is in the back of the centipede
nO no no no
back up
rewind
he gets to take one for the team because no way is she doing the thing
like he loves her but does he love her enough to be surgically attached to her ass?
they'd get into a heated discussion about this
someone asks what they're arguing about
....
and regrets it
basically instantly
and then him and raven decide that they can be the back of the centipede
i feel like it'd come out something like "in the event of a b-movie catastrophe of shipwide proportions, who has to eat the other person's shit"
and yes
wick now has someone surgically attached to holes at both ends of his body
I think he'd decide he'd be the one surgically attaching people ass to mouth
i'm not positive how this is an improvement but it is
well okay does that mean she gets to opt out
and by virtue of being his lady, she gets to be the front of the centipede
or at least - yes
preferential treatment
that's love right there
"in a b-movie scenario, I'd make sure you were the front of the centipede"
a productive engineering shift: the executive decision that if he ever has to surgically attach people ass to mouth, wick will strategically place raven in the front
bro you need to aim me sometime so I can gossip at you by the way
if raven weren't the boss they'd totally get separated asap
i can't aim people they gotta aim me bc trillian sucks ass
wats ur thing
mbloops
really
Cat Meows Underwater [ORIGINAL VIDEO] that's this sound, before you ask
lMFAO
i have my aim attached to it tho and that's Amxire if you can't take mbloops seriously
mbloops is my... trillian?? name??
I TRIED TO MBLOOPS BUT MBLOOPS SAYS UNAVAILABLE
o damn i wonder why
do amxire