irl it sounds much more stupid when I say 'yo dawg'

because I'm southern.

Also I've been called Daria multiple times by several people, so

I'm super neutral and not very expressive, I just make wry flat comments if I'm in my default setting and not actively trying to be accomodating.

Not bitchily, I'm just sort of reserved but chill, I reckon

a reserved, chill, daria-esque stoner smartass

doesn't sound that much different than online me

I'm not completely introverted though, I'll engage with people, talk to strangers casually, make people laugh if I can

I'm just hyper self aware in person so I'm constantly getting lost in my own head for a second, twitching, adjusting my posture because I don't stop thinking about it, paranoid about being obnoxious

but also social enough to try and keep a pleasant conversation going

when I get to know people better, I tend to ask them a lot of questions about how they think and feel in a weird sort of clinical way

because I'm interested in how people think

but that's only after I've known them long enough for it not to be weird

also sometimes I speak without thinking becuase the best most smartass most hilarious thing that could possibly come to my mind strikes me suddenly and is out of my mouth

before I can reign that shit in

I'm pretty friendly though, pretty easy to get along with

oh my god do you have a proper southern accent

and also say bro

yes

bro.

it's more subtle than most people in this area but when I'm around northerners or people on the west coast they say it's blatant