well time for a metal gear solid liveblog, mute this shit right now if you don't wanna hear another sarcastic jab at a classic game every two seconds
For those interested, I just killed Psycho Mantis and am now in the weird cave system
So my first response is "does snake really race dogsleds"
Like is this a professional thing or a hobby.
Now there are dogs
Why does it always have to be dogs
Fuck this i'm watching LCS
(I'll come back to this later)
...dogsleds?
yeah it's canon that he owns literally fifty huskies
Wellp back into subterranean wolfdog hell
i'm pretty sure he was literally preparing to do the iditarod
precious snake
And now i'm in a cave with a bunch of dead dogs and no readily apparent way to proceed
THAT AREA IS GARBAGE the camera doesn't let you see where to crawl next
And now i have a pet dog
Which i wasted about 30 ammo on because i didn't realize it was a friendly unit and it WOULDN'T FUCKING DIE.
cuz guess how the game told me that dog was friendly
IT DIDNT
it just went HEY SO YOU KNOW HOW ALL THE DOGS IN THIS AREA ARE TRYING TO KILL YOU? HERE HAVE ANOTHER DOG.
it didn't conspicuously NOT try to kill you?
Penumbra has ruined me for dogs in video games
I didn't give it the chance
have you gotten the dog to piss on you
I want as little to do with this dog as possible
THIS ENTIRE PART IS BULLSHIT
also good, if you fought mantis ok i think your game is not glitched. \o/
also YES SNAKE HAS EVERY DOGE BURSTS INTO TEARS
you know those moments when you can hear someone's voice perfectly in a typed sentence?
Yes?
yeah, that happened.
To which one
Also: dear god there are SO MANY CUTSCENES
I used to be a soldier, like you. But then i took a bullet to the knee
LMFAKSJDFLKASDJFS
this one is real light on cutscenes.
it gets worse (better? better.)
You sure about that
So did i really need to backtrack across the entire game thus far to get the sniper rifle, or am i a chumpstick
no, you have to backtrack,
i was like WHY DIDNT WE HAVE THE- oh right you cant open the thing w/o the stuff you have by now