i am dead i have died my legs no longer work leave me on my couch to starve i am never moving again
/shove
nooo do not shove me i am tender and pathetic
/Gently rolls off couch
/flops onto the floor and just lays there
noooodle legs
/Rolls to kitchen u_u
oh actually this is convenient i left the cheerios on the floor
ty alex ur a friend
massages gently
lyn it was the worst
but i needed fresh produce ;;w;;
my poor girl
did u get produces
i did. i have chickens and porks and fresh fruits. and now i don't have to move until tomorrow
excellente
and then i will move on over to visit u and sophia when would you like me to roll on over
i lied about not moving i'm getting ice cream om nom nom