And we're off to a great start with a fucking skateboarding minigame

I'm serious i havent even started the game yet, this was an option on the main menu

Complete with early 90s hip-hop menu track

Still randomly interrupted cutscenes

Gameplay really should've started about five minutes ago

Wellp, snake just ripped the wheel off a ship door

A+ spying, buddy

Oh no, snake's hair has mission impossible syndrome

It's short in the first one, now it's a mullet in 2

Cypher no cyphing

Holy shit did otakon just compare a chinese proverb to pre-ripped jeans

What the fuck is going on in this childs head

that... is quite a thing.

OTACON IS

WELL

HE TRIES.

"Where are they headed?" "I don't know, but its definitely not the beach." marine with inner tube and towel slumps away

"Gameplay really should have started five minutes ago" Oh friend. Oh friend you are not ready for mgs4.

but holy shit i need to see if the skateboarding minigame is on the hd collection

See, i wasn't even talking about time spent there, i just meant that having to sneak around lightly armed marines would be a great tutorial, and make it more impactful when the russians showed up

Ah. But yeah one of the issues with these games, I will warn you, is that uh. Kojima sees himself as a Director. Which means each game gets more and more cutscene by volume.

could be worse

unlike david cage, kojima can actually write

if you play mgs4, it has I think like. Nine hours of cutscene? Including one that's alost an hour long.

... true

David Cage was farenheit/heavy rain/the life and times of ellen paige, right?

yes.

Well, i have now heard someone recite a voice exercise in fear

I wonder if kojima maybe used up all his good names on the first game

RAY used HYDRO PUMP!

THAT TAIL. I was actually kind of in awe and then THAT STUPID WAGGING TAIL

Ray: backflips out of existence

this is a really fascinating read tbh

metal gear ray is soooo cute tbh

For ember's benefit: Ray is a giant robot. When i say it backflipped out of existence, i mean it literally.

also

THE LA LI LU LE LO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also which names were u complaining abt i gotta know

That one