more like talla-what-a-god-damn-hassle, amirite?

LMAO

tay ilu but alice is funny please dont kill me in my sleep

im gonna wake up on fire arnt i

LOL

i'll project u

mechadollie: lmaooo

omg

PROJECT ME

lfsdgafhg

o

protect

but w/e

LOL

NONONO PROJECT

this plurk took such a hard left

i love it

my work here is done

dw alice i type magik all the time

lmao

yet when i wanna spell my store name, i type proejct

proejct sabinana at all cost

proejct me alice

i will proejct u

alice proejct

ilace proejct

alive proejct. cause i always type alive instead of alice

perfect

renaming

again

new year new alive proejct

tallahlowtide i still need you in here tho

ya'll cunts

WHAT AUNTIE

lmao

hi

WHAT DO YOU WANT BESIDES MAKING ME REALIZE I HAVE ANTIFANS

MY LIFE HURTS

hi

Jack in ME2 is amazing

i want to be her

OOMG RIGHT

i fucking love her

the chick on my skype was her

well her me3 look

IM SO MAD SHE DOESNT PLAY WITH GIRLS

ugh

lol sad times

her romance is great though, if you replay as a male shep you should totally hit on her

and you know, DONT KILL KROGANS

i still have female Shepard from ME1

AND OMG KADEN THAT BASTARD

how dare he dismiss me

antifans, wow, SO DRAMATIC

LMAO i told you you would be pissed at him in 2!

YEAH ALICE, WHERES THE LOVE

HERE