And now the game's asking me for some really personal info

RAIDEN <3

i know the entirety of the gaming world has told u to hate this child. pls fight against their poor opinions and forgive him his sins (being pretty, being not snake, having emotions)

I don't understand why it needed my a/s/l to ask me if i wanted to change options

Also, i've mostly ignored mgs until now, so

Thought: do we ever find out where meryl went between games

Fuckin quinton flynn HOLY SHIT HE'S GORGEOUS

There'd better be so much cockporn of this ninja bitch i swear to dog

you get me.

you GET ME.

(there is porn.)

also we find out abt meryl but not until mgs4

(which i consider to be questionably canonical because IT IS SO........)

How do people call raiden a ninja when this sexy bearded death god is walking around

Potentially drinking blood

Ooh, Vamp

White guy voiced by phil lamarr, that's new

This is snake

This is snake.

I will paint "this is snake" on every wall in this building

I'm guessing (read: hoping) we're supposed to know, but raiden isn't

yeah we're supposed to know but raiden doesn't.

and its REALLY FUNNY.

ALSO VAMP IS RLY HOT AND CANONICALLY BISEXUAL AND I'M IN LOVE WITH HIM!!!!!!!

......can you actually paint things on walls in buildings?

no, ember.

that's tf2

I meant irl anyway