Both are incredibly attractive hypermurderers

Wait someone just acknowledged that no body = no death

Like, in universe

You know, gamer instinct tells me raiden is being a huge bitch, but i really can't say i'd be doing anything different

Except the no-hands cartwheels because fuck that

vamp and fortune are canon palemates.

like all the canon material makes a big deal about how THEY'RE VERY CLOSE BUT THEY'RE NOT LOVERS

and i die.

Okay that's even better

I KNOW RIGHT

also, he was boning her dad.

Awkward...

idr if they make that clear in game or not. but yeah. the dude who died during the tanker incident, scott dolph? the guy who was like THE LA LI LU LE LO!!!! that's fortune's dad

and he was having an affair with vamp.

H U H

The more you know, i guess