king spent all night telling me not to eat the raw cookie dough and i didn't listen
i have regrets
no
no shhh
no regrets
but donna my tummy hurts ;3;
maybe because i ate cake for dinner
yes but in the time you and cookie dough had?
life was glorious
you ate cookie dough and cake for dinner?
oh....honey...
....it was glorious
girl
Yes.
This pain will pass
i'm an adult!!!
the memory of cookiedough will stay with you
clutches your shoulder
LKJSKFLAS
Also you're a monster tbh so you deserve the pain probs
;; thank you for your words of wisdom in this trying time
-w
wow
lmfao
wow
its literally donna
in an emote
Send me the rest of your cookie dought
oh no
i have a little cookie dough left but mostly now i have 4 dozen cookies
:V
opens maw
even if i eat 1 dozen per hour you could still drive here in time to have a dozen to yourself
dons driving gloves
:I
i'll save some for you too abby
they're chocolate chip
a true friend
also i have sprinkles
marzi won't share sprinkles
WHAT
they're rainbow sprinkles
but
FUCK that EMOTE
that's amazing...
takes it...
im glad i could contribute something positive to this plurk
(everyone should watch kodomo keisatsu i'm just...throwing that out there..............ok bye)
christ
what is kodomo keisatsu i need to know
an elite group of detectives about to bust a drug cartel gets dosed with the drug their trying to keep off the street and...turn...into children.......
LMAO........
Kodomo Keisatsu ( Kids Police ) ( 2013 ) Trailer
it has every police drama trope except they're all tiny children
holy shit that's hilarious
第２話 スマート刑事のアプリ開発室＃１ look they all have tiny 3 piece suits
oh
yes
this plurk is like #adulthood
LMFDLSG
this just makes me think of like all the events in rp games that age down characters if they drink something weird or for w/e reason
and they have to go about doing their usual jobs and shit
this movie makes me think that this is probably cdc's npcs
strangequark i feel like i deserve an award for this like this was just stunning on my part
LMFDSLG
in my defense, there is broccoli in the fridge
in the fridge she says
are you eating the broccoli
broccoli is amazing
the option was there but she chose not to take it
!!!!!
SO MUCH JUDGEMENT
it's ok i won't judge you
yesterday i had cookies for dinner more or less
like all i ate all day was cookies
i've had rainbow party cake for dinner two nights in a row u_u
tomorrow there will be broccoli
ah yeah yesterday was fruit loops for dinner
ngl
head nod of solidarity
ok reallyall I'm hearing is
Marzi is in charge of feeding me
from now on
god i wish i had my hands on that stupid tumblr image set of the guy buying brocolli
i tried to google this guy for you
but i just found this guy
i will feed you forever come to my house i'm going to make gluten free vegan choco-coconut bars
HAHAHA
wHAT THE FUCK
I DON'T WANT TO EAT BROKLI NOW
FEED ME MARZI
make the broccoli into cheese soup
it's delicious if you just roast it
with some salt
ps you guys that christmas card we bought for you is STILL on my desk
easter????? card?????????????
why don't i own stamps
why do you have to buy a whole book of stamps
also is vegan chocolate even good
first_quadrant tbh i love mine with sea salt and cracked pepper holy shit i eat an embarrassing amount of it. and spinach.
holy shit speaking of easter imagine if we had a cdc easter event
or do you just use cocoa powder
imagine shitty egg hunt
but it's alien eggs that'll kill you
OMG A SHITTY EGG HUNT
i was like
all the eggs bite
probably
this is my thought process:
they birth the aliens from Alien
gliese takes them all
no eggs for recruits
-AN ADULT SHOULD THROW AN EGG HUNT
-WAIT I PLAY AN ADULT
-wait he's jewish
HDJASHDKJA
kljsahdas
HDASHDKJAHDKWHDOIQ
LMFAO NOO
-ANOTHER ADULT SHOULD THROW AN EGG HUNT
isn't armada and wh fucking just an easter event
LMFAO
im--
LFALMFDLSG
NO I WANT AN EASTER EGG HUNT FOR ALL THE KIDS
eggs and dead people coming back to life
tadashi would do it....
easter event is live
LMFAO DONNA
ITS TRUE
omg tadashi YES
it'd be so cute 
jesus christ
also those little fluff bunnies
bunch of plastic clear eggs
literally jesus christ!
eyo
also god even if youre jewish erik you can still celebrate the easter bunny
King fyi every time i go in one of your plurks
I just start singing
yeah but easter is a big religious holiday
like
"whose bed have your uggs been under"
he ain't goin to church
but chocolate eggs
he'll give u chocolate tho
oh my god
did anyone get a rabbit onesie
LMFAO JOHN CAN WEAR HIS CHIKEN ONE.......CHICKS ARE EASTER
idk but u can attach ears to ellie's dino costume
im crying
it'd be so cute...it'd be great for new recruit cr too
yo it's passover like, easter weekend tho
so like
y'all can come over for passover
tell shinji the story of passover
ok erik will do that
he'll just think god is a fucking dick
as soon as i review the story of passover
tbf most of the jewish holidays seem to be like
i'm sure kaworu will enjoy passover with you erik
god was a dick but we didn't die yay
LMAO it's true
aww >3< kaworu can come celebrate
and billy
and hanna
and kakashi
o and the kings ppl
erik can slaughter a lamb and wipe its blood over his rover's doorway
ummmmmm maybe not
and everyone else can go egg hunting
i'm kidding but yeah no tell shinji the story of your people
he will 
or maybe he'll let billy do it
just don't traumatize him
seems like that would be easy to do...
yeah it's not hard lbr
did i see a return off that uggs joke donna pls
UGGS
I wasn't fronting I sing it. So much. Why??
it's not even funny.