that really is something to be proud of

a true accomplishment

i'm going to name them

george, alice, bruce, and mckenna

which one will you rip from its husk and devour the sweet insides first

also you froze them right

Give them a good home in your stomach

they're sitting beside me at the office they will be frozen tonight

and then devoured

jfc this turned into an episode of torture porn vore theater