[ouat] this is not a liveplurk, it's way too late to be considered that right
goplayzelda YO click that let's do this thing
I'M HERE
AWESOME U WANNA DO THE THING
YUS
that's the right episode right
16. pretty sure
I did good on tags I think let's make this happen
um I think so
from the preview it seems right
OKAY COOL aight
did u start already
im startin
I just did its LAST WEEK ON ONCEing
OKAY cool close enough it's hard to sync up on plurk
lol yeah. I have aim too but effort
smeeee
I just don't understand why they didn't fuck the hell off lol
right no effing kidding
Pan let them out of Neverland for a munchies run or is there a tavern in Neverland or
the answer is yes
aw sweet mermaid lady
Look how cute baby Ursula is tho
pets her hair
Lmao hook looks hot in this flashback but it makes no sense in so many ways
This is a better ep for August than hook but he looks pretty 
oh god
his face
Lmaooo tied to a stool you guys got him good
I missed his stupid scruffy face
His face his voice his everything it's really rude
I knooow omg
manchild
Look at his jaunty little hankie
literally
OH MAN i forgot he lied about being bae
For real what did he lie to rumple about I forget
Oh is that it
yeah he was all IM UR SON
Lmao good one August that was a great idea
So stupid OMG
ew gross
regina's voice coming out of her mouth is so weird
Send a fucking bird like why
possess them like a demon, smoke and all
Belle #js you suck at secrets lmfao
But like poor belle 
belle, sigh, u get the shit end
I know gosh I hate Rumbelle I'm sorry I hate it
gosh I hate Rumbelle I'm sorry I hate it
I liked it for so long
Baby what is this scruff lite about fix it
and then he just fucked her over again and again and they had her be totally stupid to it
awk
August has a better stubble game than u rn get it together
I hate watching her be walked on and manipulated
that's not even all the way over his mouth
same same, belle deserves better
Lmfao right cackles
baby ursula is seriously so cute
she really is wow
she's so pretty omggg
such charming, pirate
I love the OMINOUS MUSIIIIIIIC EVILRATE jk let's drink
this part though
awww god
pirate ;A;
ONCEEEE fuq u more of this please
there are so many good parts to this ep but then so much garbage parts too lol
oh it's just on me ship in the middle of nowhere b/c I sold it to go to new york for a bit
nbd
tentacle pron
lmfao his face when things happen to his ship always kill me
lmfao
his face in s2 when Cora makes it invisible makes me laugh every time
bag hair
bedhead hair tbh i'm fine w it
s a m e
he looks so goooood in the fuck me red vest i can't
I'm kinda #done with his modern outfit I want him back piraty
his muppet fucking face lol
can't handle it man
too attractive
with his buttmad rumple hair muppet face
just 8| nope
it is really unreasonable and a little rude
like he's hottest when it's bad what does that say about me
✫ғᴜsᴛєʀᴄʟᴜᴄᴋ
will
scarlett tho
what is this music lmao
it says good things because it's accurate
lmao dick ship jokes
poor regina
robin?????
s2g will is 90% ears
omggg robinnnnn
yucks
regina robin my heart
what
oh no
cruel deception
wow he looks good in that henley
then why did you leave rumple wtf
dayum boy ur chest
why would the faeries give him that
oh noooo
once is the land of scruffy boys and I fucking love it man
noooooooo
this is seriously so mean rumple god...
it really has to hurt him
that's the worst thing u could do to him omggggg whyyyy
like just his leg turning was the fucking worst. but like all of him all at once jesus chrust
right omg
just look at his face
even regina is like "shit son"
oh no the nose thing that's dumb
like this must be so painful but it's hilarious lmfao
that looks ridiculous lmao
it really does ahaha
and now I'm like wow if his dick did that
lies about everything
wow um
wood jokes
i lub that he calls marco papa
that looks soooo dumb
IT DOESSS
sorry I was still stuck on august getting wood it's your fault
it's a welcome distraction to the nose lol
does rumple need to look like he is gonna make out with him tho
lmao kinda
turn his nose back pls
good luck with that schnoz in the way
i guess I don't blame you rumple but like
how did that not just make the bottle giant
yay his boat
so pleased
i'm so happy my baby gets his boat back.........
;~~~;
b/c magic tho obv
so... fucking...adorbs
his deadeyes about this whole thing tho
wow he looks so hot goddamnit pirate
i wanna swim in his chest hair and i'm ashamed about it
oh godddd
the look of angst is the sexiest thing tbh.
that vest hurts me
his everything hurts me
lmao hook lock
i love that his hook is a key dying all over again
playing hook-key
get out emmy lmfao
hookkey
this part annoys me gdi
where did he get like a blunderguss lmfao
he didn't know what a pistol was until s2 but he has a blunderguss
wow
ariel roughly throws hook into bed
start of a fanfic tbh
approves of this
must all mermaids be as precious as possible is that like a rule or
wow stupid excuse
but ok
what was? lol sorry he was wet I got distracted
this makes no sense
god they gave me so many good pirate moments and then this
literally makes not even the tiniest remotest bit of sense
idk man once what are you doing
so dumb
like for fucks sake why doesn't posideon murder him and take it lol
rght
0 sense doth make right here
LMFAO cruella
oh thank god thenose is gone
the scruff is so much more attractive than the timber
wow nice pan usage
emma he could have literally just stood up honey
the flirtingggg
omgggg
the rude moment they have more chemistry than cs sad face
it's fucking adorable I can't even
I love emma's magic hands though lmao
does he stay august, if he doesn't imma be so sad
she looks like a flamenco dancer
makes 0 sense
so dumb
hahaha yeah whoopsidaisy
we gotta make sense why
lmfao at august's who the fuck is this guy face
lmfao
also jmo's shocked face makes me laugh every single time
awkward conversations are bound to come up soon. "so where's neal i sent him this postcard"
"about that"
this part ;(
hahahaha why did he randomly take his bandana off???!
idk man
maybe he was tired of being gagged by it
"fuck this shit get it away from my mouth"
like wow at this touching moment I'll use this to dab at my tears
more like wow this is covering up my chest hair and I need to remind people I'm hot after the nose thing
hahahahahhaa
now smooch
not really tho emma he pulled a gun on her that's not how it works
oh noooo
:< I guess at least yay me for knowing he'll always worry about losing his happy
i mean duh it's you like are you paying attention
my hook oc is doing ok i guess
you're literally everyone's happy ending jfc
haha right it's not fair
mom & dad, henry, hook, neal, slightly august
u had 1 job lmao
go meet a nice cabinet august
he did he was in one with his girlfriend as a kid
lmao I am so conflicted I like august/emma BECAUSE OF U but captain swan
you're so rude emmy god
dark hook dark emma power couple
this scene makes me sad poor august lying flopped over there in pain : (
blah blah blah whine whine blah blah
but for real I ship captain swan but at the same time give me emma/august chemistry forever
they do have chemistry it's ridonk
august just chillin on her couch tho
i'm just so frustrated because it's like once feels the need to enable every emma ship that has ever existed
I feel bad for him he looks like he's in so much pain
such a good liar omg
lmao right these selective lies august wow
omg and he's still august at the end yayyy
that ended earlier than it's supposed to i feel like wth
yah he's still scruff bucket next ep too
that was beautiful I'm so happy
stupid but great episode
such augut feels
it's like I'm annoyed by some parts but the good parts overweighed the shitty parts
it was so close to being a good episode for hook but they were rude about it
agreed
no he doesn't need to make sense right who cares
everyone's motivation was stupid, clearly a means to an end
I care 
but w/e hook got his boat, there was a sad captain swan scene, there was robin, there was august, I'm pleased
like I was on board with all of it until he stole ursula's voice for no reason
same, it was spot on until the pointless 2 minute darkness scene
I could even ignore the out of neverland and not fucking off part
until that and then it was just ..........
I'LL SHOW YOU, I'LL TAKE HER VOICE for no real reason and neither of you will try to stop me and I'll just keep it forever I guess
once makes this shit so hard for me to justify like legit why did he do that I can't even
WOW UR RUDE I'M GONNA BREAK MY CODE AND HURT HER FOR .... SOME REASON
but at least he looked good while he did it......
so dumb lmfao just so dumb
EVEN THO SHE ALREADY WON'T MURDER PIRATES LIKE U WANT
I'M GONNA FURTHER MAKE HER NOT ABLE TO MURDER PIRATES
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JUST TO REALLY GET SOME SECURITY TBH
WHILE ALSO MAKING HER WANT TO MURDER PIRATES
while totally undoing the whole point in the process
solid
such logicals
good job honey
u really... showed them... i guess somehow
like ok he was in a rage
it'd make more sense to like kill ursula than steal her voice.
and like clearly I'm glad he didn't murder an innocent girl but shit son
that was dumb as fuck.
and then posideon was like "I'm a god but you said to leave so I just will then bye"
seems legit lmfao
"even though I hate pirates and try to kill them all the time my making my daughter do it when it comes to you specifically I totally won't c ya"
I really want to august now
"so how's it going between you and that guy I broke you up with, are you two having your true love thing like i heard you would" "actually he's dead" "oh... well that sucks but i mean that means me and you are
a surefire thing right" "nah my true love is a pirate now"
"8|"
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has
sex with a dresser
lmao
bright side august you're .... not a tiny ginger so that's cool
yes true that, puberty round two would suck nuts
dad got his kid-time, august got his flesh back the quicker way, everyone's happy
i mean like nobody's happy, but like everyone's happy.
like the viewing audience is happy thats the important part
amen
my lady parts greatly approve so
for real though as much as I love emma/august even though that can't be show canon because captainswan I'm happy for him to be like the mentor bro guy guardian angel protective friend thing
it's good chemistry, good dynamic
like ugh I wanna be pro broship because I want emma to have a support system
but the show really annoys me by building up literally every emma ship under the sun
right
she was more upset about regina getting mixed in with a bad crowd
than she was about hook dying so...
I just get salty which is par for the course because I play the pirate lol he's very salty 
hahahaha
seasalts alternative journal name tbh
lmao
such salty
pirate popsicle
finger lickin good
ok sorry i need to calm down lol
assuming u have fingers ofc
he's got at least four
lmfao okay touche
ironically I play captain hook in like three places and he's got both hands in every one how did that happen
which is why he should cut it off in checking in 
wow I don't know but that's impressive
mb says no
nO DON'T YOU CUT THAT OFF omg
I say yes
baelfire would trip shit
which almost makes me want to say DO IT
like for real though if he has an explosive bout of violence he's gonna try so
because he'd be right there like aRE YOU CRAZY, SOMEONE GET ME A TOWEL
it'd ........ be something to do lmfao
you won me over I'm team chop it off
demi said i could...
or team try to chop it off or something
lmao the biggest problem is there's nothing around that could do the job
on the condition that bae gets to flip shit in some capacity
or like soothingly bro with him afterward
or something
hopefully the staff come with something sharp
yes plz
neal just "that's the craziest thing I've seen in like 4 months, and that's saying something."
"u need to take a nap buddy the wallpaper's getting to ur head"
lmao look he can't be pretty and smart
when he's freaked out he does really stupid shit that's straight up canon
I mean, gestures at the ep we just watched, so
right
at least cutting off his evil hand would make a moderate amount of sense
in comes baelfire as the chilled out voice of reason for the 10000th time
but it's evil
"how about we don't do anything hasty. cutting of a limb counts as hasty"
"like even if it's evil it's literally a hand so. wear a mitten or something."
how about we chop it off because then we for sure know nothing bad can happen tho
ok supposing we chopped it off
1. you'd probably die, so already no
2. we can't exactly fashion you a hook out of bent kitchen forks
3. you'd probably scare the kids
1. survived it the first time tyvm
2. we could try
3. i scare kids just normal so
ghost girls don't count you stupidly sensitive idiot
BUT
unrelated
did we get you up to ac? i think so?
𝓀𝒾𝓉𝓉𝓎.
is
it one or two instances in ci i forget
Yes we totally did thank you very much you are great
Pretty sure it's just one
the pirate totally just made their fun conversation sad again nice job pirate
I think both the log and the network spam are ac length so I'm totally golden
ok good! I am glad I got you there 
ic tbh, it was inevitable
they can only get be in good spirits for 30 comment intervals
seems accurate