as I wait for this melatonin to kick in

Wick & Raven | "Please don't leave me" get out of my life ugh

I can't even with these two

and that song man. sometimes songs will always remind me of a pairing or a show

how far we've come is doctor who, and now this stupid song's gonna be those two.

and stupid skinny love is neal ugh

Neal Cassidy | Skinny Love [3x15] this will always be my favorite neal vid

I think soon I might have neal corner emma and have a conversation where he's just like

ok so I've been kind of a dick about things, I've been persistent even though you made what you want clear, I want you to know that I think you and hook are good together, but I still want to be part of your

life. so can we maybe idk do some sort of friendship trial run thing where you can actually look me in the eyes and I don't try and make you fall in love with me again out of sheer force of will

because neal's a good guy. and he'll always be in love with her, but he feels like he's being a roadblock to her happiness and he never wants to be that. and killian's a good guy. and he's super dead, too, so

and since he's henry's father he's never going to realistically remove himself totally from her life, henry's more important to him than how much space she probably would rather have (srybro but son > all else)

awww bae

tbh pirate does not think he and emma are together in ci

he was surprised later on in the season when Henry said they were together

and with Neal around he doesn't know what they are

but figures when Emma knows she'll tell him

sorry bae he's the worst

neal totally thinks they're gonna get together

he almost ships it except he's selfishly hoping she one day trips and falls in love with him again so he's still a little

like he's too late in the game to pull a "I'll step back (and make her jealous 10 seconds later)" anymore

broken up about it quietly. but also begrudgingly he thinks they'd be good together

but yeah pirate isn't sure his prognosis looks good lmfao

meanwhile emma is like omg you stupid boys not right now

emma is not even with this shit lmfao

I love it

all neal can think about is her and them, all pirate can think about is his angst and guilt, all emma can think about is OMG SHUT UP THE BOTH OF YOU AND DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE ??

like getting out of here?? priorities guys

excuse pirate is hitting things with swings

he's trying and he wore a super hideous bruise to prove it

what swings

like

I have been meaning to ask

swings??

lmao oh man did you miss that

unless you mean a literal front porch swing then yes I was super confused

in the intro log he was trying to steal the swing off the swingset and like EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER WAS LIKE "whatcha doin there pirate"

omg

it escalated to this : checkingout | we need something less depressing, backdated swing ...

he won that's the important part

oh

my god

lmao it's the most idiotic thing I've ever written

and that's saying something

that is the greatest thing

how did I miss that, that is amazing

pirate swing shenanigans

and the worst part is he's going to lose it at the beginning of next month lmfao

literally cannot catch a break

poor pirate

@ swingset shenanigans

10/10 would read again

lmao ty

oh man good thing gold was not there

I am getting a mental image of that broken chain being wrapped around Gold's neck

lmao aww he wouldn't have done that

but only because he doesn't know the endgame of that plan was murdering him

Poor Gold doesn't even know the plan

given I decided on 3x11, he won't even know he has a future until someone fills him in

the farthest point we have is 4.4

and tbh I'd struggle with a pirate in a game knowing Rumple is going to try to kill him /has tried

so that's good

here Em I had to share with ye

cause ugh parallel

I will check this out after work!