lol tell us more!

So here's the deal. The menu is all in english. But some things just aren't right. The 'tapas' plate, for example. And when you sit there and everyone around you eats

Their burgers with a knife and a fork. I felt like they were going to eat me or their faces were going to fall off and reveal cyborgs.

I have no problem with eating habits or french restos here...but the idea that this is marketed as american just gave me the heeby-jeebies

They had experts RIGHT THERE, too!

And grease and a-team were playing on the tvs. The waiter 'eye can schpeak engliish iif iit 'elps.'