IT'S BECAUSE THEY CAN'T DO THE THING. Like if they could do the thing in any possible fucking way they would defintiely do the thing JUST SO THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE

like if doing the thing meant getting you off the fucking phone they would do the thing right fucking now

yelling at them because the thing isn't being done WILL NOT MAKE THEM DO THE THING

calling a customer service agent or rep pathetic makes you the pathetic one, because you have no fucking sense of empathy or regard for human emotions, and you are an entitled sack of shit

We are not the company you are calling. We have literally 0 power. We are not AT&T, we are not your doctor's office, we are not that online store you purchased the thing from, and we have zero fucking power

literally the only thing yelling at us accomplishes is hurting us individually while making you feel better because we are fucking people, we are people who make just above minimum wage

to deal with you being an entitled basic fucking cunt

if you yell at someone on the phone and it is not a personal call, you are a dick. flat out.

fuck

you

and an extra fuck you if you snark out some final smartass douchebag remark about how useless we are and then hang up the fucking phone before we can say a fucking word

jesus fuck

Ugh I hate people who don't treat anyone in the service industry like a human being

jesus me fucking too

emmy r u me?

just on the phone instead of in person

yes i amus

there's no excuse for that shit

Ugh :|

:C What a cock.

my fuckin day guys

my fuckin day

I hope you're done for the day by now. :C :C :C

I am thankfully

Good. Try to relax, bb. Sorry people are shit stains.

word

annnd on top of that, my nose ring fell out while I was asleep last night. I just found it, and I think the hole may have already closed up

awesome.

This sounds vaguely familiar. Except, in my case, it was the plug in my left ear and now it's gotten too small to put the same size back in.

fuuuuuuuq

Papercut takes 8 days to heal, face holes close up in hours. Body, no.