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Trampled by Turtles-Wait So Long
Trampled by Turtles-Wait So Long
I think I might actually be awake enough to get some done after work for once
Dean → Blake
Pure Prairie League - Amie (High Quality) - With lyr...
Neal → Hook
Dean → Sally
Bellamy → Naoto
Last Kiss, by Pearl Jam Lyrics
crieeeees I haven't even written my tag back to neal but I know it's gonna hurrrrrt
damn u Emmy
just leave me here
no apologies tbh
it hurts already
just in my head
goooooood
sufferrrr
WHY
WHAT DID I DO
i feed on pain and misery tbh it's how I express love
emmy is a nogitsune 
except...for the love part
yes
based on what I know of them
im gonna scratch u behind the ears
because you are a fox now
ok
[ouat] Rumple & Bae/Neal » Sacrifice
Once Upon A Time - Baelfire Finds Out Henry Is His S...
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is
that baelfire henry asks in his cute little voice and then neal just knows sob
hearing his son say his name for the first time
and then henry has his outburst like ELEVEN and that's like totally neal's temper right there
and then rumple reaches for him and neal jerks like he has to stop himself from punching that man right in the face
Hook and Neal hurt me you two should stop
Take care of each other while Emma canon updates, guys
it's ok emma they've bonded over competative 20 questions and poker night
they're going to gamble for breakfast fruit and favors
he chops at his hand and Emma turns to Neal like
You let our son sneak off and make an exit
you let hook chop his hand off
hEY HE DIDN'T LET HOOK CHOP HIS HAND OFF WHY DOES HE GET THE BLAME FOR YOUR BOYFRIEND BEING KOOKOOBANANAS
Is there ANYONE you can babysit
he was the one confiscating the knife and applying the towel ok
HES CAPTAIN HOOK YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
CAPTAIN. HOOK.
WHAT HE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT KILLIAN WAS DESPERATE FOR HIS BRACELET BACK HOW IS HE A MIND READER NOW
COULDNT THE TWO OF YOU GET ALONG FOR A FEW DAYS
WAS IT SO MUCH TO EXPECT SOME CUDDLING
YES THEY DID GET ALONG, THEY GOT ALONG SWIMMINGLY
DAMMIT NEAL
WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT HIM OMG
EMMA PLS HE'S DOING THE BEST HE CAN
SEMPAI JUST LOVE HIM
its all falling apart deadcat
gdi dont tell her to love him thats half the problem right there
ffffff if only she did things would be so much better in purgatory
aside from her actual boyfriend trying to amputate his own limb that is
look he's a fixer upper
how do u plan on fixing up a guy who sharpened a butter knife to a fine point and tried to hack through his wristbones
aside from confiscating utensils and eradicating secret handshakes
gets back from canon update, goes through hook's room for any objects that could be made sharp
better section off the swingset because god only knows what he could manage with that chain and enough momentum
She and Neal should go through his room together
Like what do we get rid of?
inventing ridiculous scenarios
that they take too seriously because look at what he did
neal takes his underwear. not because of the risk, just because of the lols
Neal you called him Emma's bf
do you really want to take his underwear
yes
think about this
no
he will hang them from the swingset
like a sail
Meanwhile Emma is like
he can be captain of the swing
I am impressed he wears them at all
makes 500 full mast jokes
lmao
Give Emma the pirate jokes she loves pirate jokes
i really do want to make neal start good-natured fucking with people after things calm down
see how much mischief he can get away with before he gets caught
I feel like things will get more crazy over time
this is true
put up advertisements for free massages
have them instruct people to go to emma's room shirtless with a towel and the complimentary shampoo
act oblivious and confused when she mentions what's happening
no probably not, but I'll think of something good
lmao
Emma puts someone up to telling him she gives happy endings
enjoy that Neal
oh noooo
slowly start slipping nickels and pennies into the back casing of her tablet over time until it gets gradually heavier so slowly she doesn't notice
then abruptly remove them so she smacks herself in the face with it the next time she tries to broadcast
Her poor face is taking all the abuse
take her door off the hinges and turn it around backwards so the knob is on the other side
switch it back when she gets used to it again
lmao
see how long it takes her to put all of these things together and then just suddenly realize
neal
father of her child
she is gonna kick his ass just wait
I just wanna interject he'd need underwear to take?
k bye now 
adorable innocent grin u mad ??
i got u admit it
lmao
lmFAO
SEE EMMA CALLED IT
neal wasn't it enough to get hook warning everybody about jack nicholson
neal will take his pants instead
stop trolling confused idiots
THIS IS SERIOUS NEAL
HE TRIED TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF
he agrees
he can take this seriously and still tie them to the swing pole so that they will flutter in the breeze
he has three pairs of pants please don't take them
don't worry you can walk around in your underwear to get them back. oh wait.
lmao
I'm not sure Hook has pajamas either??? WHO BROUGHT HIM MODERN CLOTHES SHOPPING
unless you're gonna strip him neal he'll always have at least one
good luck untying pants from a swingset with one hand not functioning tho
he'll wait until shower time
it will be his greatest accomplishment
very rude baelfire omg
I would say Hook sleeps naked but his current arrangement makes that not work lmao
get some jammies you idiot
bring him some jimjams from storybrooke emma :c
and some underwear lmao
bring neal some food while you're at it
some groceries, maybe a new sheet set
I should ask demi pleeeease have the hotel send Hook some necessities he doesn't know he needs
can they make u a canon update shopping list
hello kitty briefs and terrible plaid pajamas
he'd be like no I won't I refuse 
plaid pajamas are great
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says
my inner winchester
not if you're a pirate
plaid 4 lyfe
and charming wears it every day
plaid is the devil print to pirates
Did anyone think of pajamas? I would be so impressed
oh good neal approves of the pirate dressing like emma's dad
(unless emma's wearing it, then it's cute)
go try on a new scarf bae omg
his scarves are fabulous
ur jelly
His scarf ruined his life
yes well
at least it looked good
inb4circlejerk please give neal 
(this) scarf
(this) scarf
i did that link wrong but that one
...wears it
that is the fattest scarf omfg
I am reading about canon bumping
it looks like his cape from the enchanted forrest, but beige
or
mauve or whatever that color is
"your character will be locked in their room"
Now I just picture Neal and Hook banging on that door for five days
courtesy the generous
neal tries to pick the lock
they'll both try to pick the lock lmfao
you're doing it wrong no you're doing it wrong
then they do that stupid thing where they bang chairs uselessly against the door again
lmao precious idiots
lmfao
if Emma was in there she would be just OMG JUST STOP.
taking turns whacking it for hours
wow
whacking it for hours?
too bad his swing is gone he could totally swing that door down
'does it look like it's breaking' 'not really'
go away
MB
leave me alone lmfao
lmfao
actually go to bed mb
what are you doing awake even
spring break
that's not a very good excuse unless you're in florida
Emma leaves, the boys take turns whacking it for hours.
GO AWAY omg
lmao I'm leaving bye
whacks it until his hand comes off clearly
that's one of those mom threats
like "if you keep making faces it'll stay that way"
If you whack it for too long your hand comes off
exactly
emma leaves and hook whacks his hand off and neal has to cover for him, the summary of every captainswanfire ot3 fanfic
lmfao
She will be the middle spoon yet
you just wait
maybe with hook and haymitch that bromance is gonna go far
idk haymitch makes her insecure
his hair might be prettier than hers
it is
neal wants to brush i
it
as it flows in the breeze
braid it into flower crowns and cry softly because it reminds him of emma
sobs into haymitch's golden locks
lmao that got weird and creepy fast
what's creepy about a grown man crying into another grown man's braided hair because it's the same color as his ex girlfriend
literally nothing
Lmao but jenmo looks cute in braids, braid her hair
this is your moment neal Hook can't braid for awhile!
lmfao
a brief but cherished victory
enjoy ur fabulous french braid
Like one of your French girls~
like one of his lost girls