or alien, or elf, or whatever

Dean Winchester is going to be losing his soul during this event. As such, Soulless Dean is going to go a little off the charts and will be banging anyone he can without reserve, including his best friend and

close CR, heedless of the fact that it could Seriously Fuck Up Friendships. He doesn't have a soul, who cares

So if you're willing and interested in a hookup between Dean and your character for the purposes of a personal plot I have going on with an eventual ship, I would love for Dean to sex your character.

Kaylee could totally bang him. She needs rebound sex. If Selina were older but she is. 13. so. no jailbait for you dean

omg I like how our ships are kind of following the same path. trav kissed wes and is now banging everyone in sight

lydia would def hook up with him but she's also 17 so ymmv ...

i'd be interested in him coming onto emma and emma explaining they've been there done that and turning him down .......

depending on how high the demand is I probably won't be able to thread each encounter, so also if you're willing to handwave this please mention that as well~

everlark: LMAO parallel ships

sheakespeare: Even soulless he wouldn't bang Selina because of the possible legal and social implications, not because of the guilt, but he also probably wouldn't be attracted to her at all regardless because

child

but Kaylee is perfect

'zactly. so yes. have a Kaylee. She's all about sex. And attractive young men who know their way around an engine or two

protects: honestly that is tempting, because it would be a good highlighting point to his lack of morals what with soullessness, but that is a careful line I'm afraid to tread so I will contemplate Lydia

but I can definitely have him come on to Emma and get rejected, and then not really seem to give a single fuck because u kno soulless, and the whole exchange can be very weird and heartless as a kind of red

flag about his condition

allison will murder you if you sex lydia and then don't call after dean

he would not call after because he has no soul.

nodnod for sure.

LMFAO LYDIA DOES NOT WANT TO BE CALLED AFTER JFC

ALLISON STOP PROJECTING YOUR RELATIONSHIP GOALS ONTO HER

I'll offer natasha? I'd offer allison but there's ship stuff in progress there so she wouldn't

wait actually i guess she's 18 bc her birthday would have been last jump

what I will probably do is put up a log on Thursday, and in addition to including open settings I will also include a small comment section for anyone who wants to handwave this interaction you can just comment

protects: stop dating jerks!!!!1

with character / details / vague description of what happened and we'll assume it

oh man he would bang the actual fuck out of natasha tho

I already volunteered Skye in your other plurk.

skye is one of the ones we're def threading!

8D

'Attention eligable bangable candidates' is my new favorite plurk title.

hey sailor

She doesn't normally do one nights but I can figure out an exception for this

Not that I have anything to offer, since gogo barely knows him, but I had to comment.

the plan is to have dean bang his best friend in such a way that it implies feelings, then have him bang literally everyone shortly after to really ???? what the actual fuck ???? their friendship

I am.... seriously considering this

Dalrint: lmao thank you I am especially proud of it

exactly. hey but if you want travis, let me know. that could be all kinds of awkward.

makotos: soulless dean would not give a fuck about han, he would bang the shit out of her and probably ask if she'd wear the slaver costume

It's sad because she and Blake are good friends too.

consider natasha signed up though I'll debate handwavey deets

everlark: without the pesky emotional hangups of gay sex, dean winchester has become captain jack harkness / captain kirk and would love to bang your attractive dude

the todd appreciates hottness regardless of gender

oh my god

the log will be going up on thurs so ya'll have plenty of time to contemplate handwave details if you so choose, and you will get bonus points for unusual locations and positions

sfFJKdsfjk

O.M.G.

10,000 points to gryffindor for whoever manages to get them to bang in an escape pod

Escape pod is making me wish gogo knew him better. hah.

zero gravity sex in the hologram chambers

gunnery shooting range

consider this one long brief movie-esque banging montage

did i hear points to gryffindor

dibs on the range for natasha

... no i gotta sit this out but so much popcorn

if u change ur mind his dick is always open

until it closes for good in a few weeks when the endgame ship happens

that sounds painful tbh

it burns a little yes

She's still not over Han, so she's like to shoot him than fuck him. Especially since he reminds her so much of Han.

lmao beautiful

That's probably the clap dean

so yes disclaimer: there will be 0 emotional attachments during the banging and 0 likelihood of ships happening after the fact, though I am more than happy to play out the consequences and guilt when he gets

his soul back

or the flat out awkward / what have you.

so before the thing he will be totally sweet / charming, whatever. during the thing will be super athletic and intense, and afterward it'll be like WELL THAT WAS FUN HIGH FIVE LATER BRO immediately after he's

done basically

in a super un-dean cheerful douchebag way basically

maria and natasha can compare notes

that a look of judgement sam or is that jealousy

now if he could get a THREESOME with maria and natasha that would be pure fucking skill

or a threesome in general with anyone

that would be fucking rad

hmmm idk

that is the closest thing to a lineface i have lmao

lmfao

if this had happened a month ago while tyke and derek were sort of broken up...

though the fallout damage on that would've been really bad

he could maybe make a pass at her and really twist her heart up if you want though

oh man yeah totally

and be totally oblivious / not give a fuck

ahah god. she'll probably be like 'something's not right here' and then second guess herself because does she really want it to be different to that

this is gonna b great

oh no tyke