most attractive: his money
least attractive: his everything else

Most attractive: his sincere, undying loyalty
Least attractive: his physical and emotional unavailability

sidecharacter: yaha no

fjords: accurate

pillowtalkative: i was going to say 'but he totally would have banged wade' but then i realized you meant his presence, and now everyone knows where my priorities lie

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TRAP SPRUNG

rude

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