how's that sheep teeth grill working out for u

why did you really cut down that cherry tree?

ravenbone: that's actually a historical fallacy, they're made with a combination of wood and the bones of my enemies

karkat_vantas: I find it doesn't barbeque chicken very well

crashtheclouds: if cherries are involved I'm sure I did. fuck cherries. literally fuck them with an axe.

George Washington vs William Wallace. Epic Rap Batt... thoughts?

that sounds like it must require some skill

william wallace is a punk bitch pass it on

I must believe it because you never lie!

George Washington this is the most historically accurate retelling of my life.

OH MAN I haven't seen that shit in forever

Mr. Washington, did you know I'm really actually related to your wife irl.

Why did you never have kids with Martha I'd like to be able to claim being related to you too.

worldwanderer: i know because i've been following with you

if you saw mar without her garter you'd understand my child.

let's just say her diaphragm was made by the same guy who made my teeth