although he may not be the best at producing sounds, whispering, or even inducing tingles, I still have to say the best ASMRtist as far as sheer entertainment goes is

Ephemeral Rift, hands down. Call to Action! Please help find Charlie (Carl)! I've been laughing so hard at this there are practically tears in my eyes

which okay is not what asmr is meant for at all but I swear to god I love his characters so much I want to RP them sometimes.

and I wish he'd make like an actual webseries or short film, because as far as suspense, subtle clever humor, and capturing the sheer bizarre go, he's incredibly fucking talented.

highlights from this episode:

"batman don't need no friggin' help"

"he's from arkham. not the, uh, asylum, but the town in massachusetts a few miles north of Gotham, so... out of my jurisdiction."

Man I love this guy's stuff. He's tremendously entertaining.

I think his batman facepainting asmr vids are my favourites.

"this disappearance effects not only gotham, but the whole world. also parts of quebec and wyoming."

he really is man, his candyman thing was legit asmr but the rest I basically just watch for the entertainment

some of his earlier vids are straight asmr. there's one where he's just going through a box of crayons with his hands.

Ohhh asmr :>

"as far as I'm aware massachusetts doesn't have any super heros. neither does main. it's mostly just new york. what's up with that?"

LOL

yeah, I remember about a year or so ago he was way more asmr oriented, but I like the direction he's gone in tbh. there are plenty of just straight up sound videos out there

he fills a niche market

yeah, for sure. I like his earlier stuff but what he does now is definitely unique.

i fangirl him, obviously haha

though tbh that first asmr of a salesman was tingly as hell

also he seems like a genuinely nice, caring dude, so he gets extra points for that.

he really does, man. he seems super sweet, he has great vibes.