"Targeting hairs not once, not twice, but up to 87 times"

"Thine stubble will face its wrath"

"From the razor that raised that bar, to the razors reraising that raised bar even higher, Stark Industries and Gillette.."

"BECAUSE: WHY NOT"

MICROLIGHTNING

for real though

I'd buy a stupid glowy iron man razor like that

I'd pay embarrassing amounts of money for a novelty light-up iron man razor

IM LOSING MY SHIT

narcissism strip

/I love it/

warhawk midcirclenine chirality TheSouthernBelle idk who else plays avengers NutterZoi

/squint. Steve, Tony, Bruce, Thor, Natasha right there. Go figure.

I wish there was a clint and natasha one

ikr. I guess I can understand Natasha because it's a dude's razor and that could be weird, but poor Hawkeye. :c

always leavin out hawkeye

Always

lmao they're even leaving him out of the kiddie fruit snacks

i found this at wal-mart today

Poor guy.

He's always been the least favorite.

he's included in the kinder egg toy range! not sure why all y'all over the pond keep neglecting him~

Reeeeeeeeally?

Fascinating.

(mind you they are incredibly dorky weird looking things lmao but he's there. i got one of him and nick fury on the weekend)

Pictuuures

...This is 100% ridiculous. I love it.

i'm just now seeing this and holy shit that's fantastic